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[challenge entry]

Tina as mangirl,
values per hectare.
Do not throw garbage
Save it for another time.
On another day,
Fires everywhere in this period,
Burning of a large, bright
But the fire within you,
Burning strong and light.
Cook for about 7 to 8 minutes, or following the package directions (for thinner
noodles 5 to 6 minutes may be enough

予想外の欠点
I introduce to mysself b3ta peopel to you I say welcome



From the The b3ta City challenge. See all 145 entries (closed)

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# haha at last grown up art - thank you comedy account!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# you say those words like thread
hurts my arm, also Tina;(
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha pmsl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# you so fuck is fucky fucky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# If b3ta were a city, this would be the sign you see driving into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# b3ta city...*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# At night you get weird people and Americans wandering around, shouting FUCK as loud as they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# With Freebase and Flan masks on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Hell I'd live there!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Me too - is there a direct train link to Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# There's a few forms to fill in, but totally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# that'd make a great compo
B3ta City - what would be in it, who would populate it and what would they be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Mayor Rob FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
...
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I will be destroying most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# I will be rebuilding
vimeo.com/10902055
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# would the /talk'ers be the underground mutants like in Futurama?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Driven underground by Nigel Hawthorne?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Oh shit! I imagine Meme Pubs as well.
Sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# The Flan and Fuck
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# The Magenta Cockerel
The Freebase Arms
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1404624
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Voted - make this so number one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I think a Halloween one could be put as a side-compo too.
But we'll have to see what the people's opinion is. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
# EVERYONE VOTE THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# most of the buildings would be huge purple sky scRapers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Looking at the Gherkin in London, totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
# star wars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# So thats where I left my cock and balls!
Blimey...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# HA HA HA HA FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Greetings Wanky
Pull up a chair and crack one out. You'll never leave.

Edit: Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# First prize to the B3tard who guesses whose comedy account this is
And to the bottom pic.... PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Yours.
AICMFP

Cash'll do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# i have a pretty good idea
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Spill the beans.
I'm literally all ears.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# jesus, just imagine the wax
don't stand near a naked flame

you'll detonate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# I'm the West Country Thich Quang Duc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I have no comeback in this scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# literally?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Yes.
My clever use of italics was supposed to gently mock the type of cunt that says the word when it shouldn't be used.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# ah! i have been outed twice in one evening as being a cerebral featherweight!
possibly three times
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# It is absolutely not!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# hi dave! :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# haha Dave, what you doing Dave...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I know not JiollyJack!
I homecountry we luv dogshit and his daily strip 'flea'. we much fun over this much

‚»‚̏T‚Ì—Y’¹‚ƃ{[ƒ‹
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I have 10 fingers
for each people that taunt Wanky.

for each I bleed (20 now, plus toes ... add 2 for nipples) 22 CUTS!
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
#
Please use EXACT Japanese, PLEASE. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# but google translate has no real japanese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# why you disrespectful of Wanky
you create account to match me, taunt me!

for you I cut pinky! JESUS FRIGGING CHRIST THAT HURT!!!
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Whoever you are, I *heart* you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# some roffles here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# he's a fake
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# 22 cuts
that many one cut for every day in week!

what's the fuck! let's cutting!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Have you cut them already
or are you waiting for 22 separate people to taunt?

If one person taunts twice, do you cut two different digits once each or the same digit twice?

Ooh another thing, why does your picture have bulgy lady bits?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# maybe the cutting can be quantified using some kind of fibonacci series?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Parabola emo suicides FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# sounds like an offshoot series based on Twilight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Man, I had to sit through one of them the other week.
It made me want to not only destroy humanity as it stands right now, but also eradicate any proof that it had ever existed.

0/5 stars
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# so you liked it then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I'm considering buying the box set for my sister for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# "the boxed set"
in relation to vampires, can only end in tears
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Excellent.
She's due around then, as well. And if you can't make a heavily pregnant woman cry at Christmas, when can you?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Easter?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# You've taught me a new word today
I know about the series but I didn't realise it had a name.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# always here to help!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Confucious he say
girl in flowerpot needs to be pissed on to grow
I water from great height
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Ha Ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Any excuse to remove your knickers
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
#
日本語使ってみぃ　使ってみぃ　ハハハ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Fuck You.
Fuck you with a grenade launcher.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# He has a black belt in origami
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Yes!
*hands out cigars*
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
誰だよ....。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# i found translating these from Chinese is much better
"Who da Certified ....B"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# sounds like a comedy rap song
"WHO DA CERTIFIED?"
"WHO DA CERTIFIED?"
"WHO DA CERTIFIED?"
"B?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
#
それはあなたです
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
# how you get japanese charatcers
on board liek this? how you do! tell me!

‚»‚̏T‚Ì—Y’¹‚ƃ{[ƒ‹
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# ^this
whatever she said
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Unless I got it wrong Moggy asked "Who is this..."
and I replied "It is you" provided that the translation didn't fail but is seems to be a far more relaible source than Bablefish or Google Translate

translation.babylon.com/japanese/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Who indeed. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# •ÏŽ¿ŽÒ‚Å‚ ‚é‚©B
or in other words... あなたは性的倒錯者ですか？
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I'll have the Creme of Sumyungai
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# things just took a turn
it's having a turn!

turn

不可解な男性のペニスの女の子？
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
#
Unsolvable ƒy ni su na men ‚Ì ‚Ì ‚Ì female child?
fuck, i can't remember how to add japanese characters
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# FURTHER PROOF THIS IS RAP SONG
私のボートを輸送する
私のボートを輸送する
私はボートを持っていません
ボートとは何ですか
船を止めろ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
#
クリームで私のボートを埋める
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha


Boat delivering fresh milk?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# for the worse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I should add


Sexy Time!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# That's an impressive ball bag in the first pic!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# hahahah good work
*Japanese symbols*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# This thread is probably the best thing I've seen on here in a VERY long time :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# I second this!
It's the reason I've not cooked any tea yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# haha me too I'm enjoying a tea of beer and apple pie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I should be having something pasta related, not sure yet.
Probably having a late tea anyway, I plan to stay up late tonight, to finish fixing this helmet together for Halloween.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# hehe
you said "helmet"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Did I? Sorry, I mean glans.
I mean uh... shit...

But yeah, totally, making a Daft Punk helmet/mask/whatever for Halloween :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
*claps*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# would
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)