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[challenge entry] mustabindun

but I couldn't stop myself once I'd started

From the The Right To Parody challenge. See all 183 entries (closed)

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# go and sit in the corner, young man
and think about what you've done.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# *sits in corner*
*thinks*
...
*giggles*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# you're a very bad boy
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Do I get the spanking?
*quivers in anticipation*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# it's a definite paddlin'
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# You're being "two hard" on him
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# okay, you're next
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# are these some pencils i see before me...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# deary me
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] OOf!

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# These are a few of my favourite groans
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# pfft.....
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# It was a really meaty role
which he got his teeth into :D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I like this
I think it's the expression on his face more than anything.

I love Haslet in a sandwich with a bit of French's Mustard.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# This is made even funnier by the fact that in the earliest folio (the "bad" quarto) 1603
the line is written

"To be, or not to be, aye there's the point,

and pencils have points.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# we got ourselves a
reader
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# wheels out the acid bath
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Look it was an expensive education
something had to stick
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# the perils of private school
see above post about a bath =)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# *mutters*
....OK I'll fetch the rubber gloves, But if this isn't going to work unless somebody can find a packet of digestive biscuits and a plastic sheet.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Got Jaffa cakes
and a tin of corned beef
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# ah, you were an Eton boy?
Splendid!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm an Eton man, posh to fawk.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# yes, like the buttery crumpets stuck to your arse by ther head boy
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# thats a coldplay
lyric
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# i wouldn't be surprised
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# far too edgy for coldplay
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# what's wrong with the one in the middle?
Did he leave it too long in the microwave?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# He opted for a fruit crumpet
those sultanas really hold the heat
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# i do love you sometimes, chutters
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# To die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream.
Ay, there's the rub.

It's funny because pencils sometimes have rubbers, too.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Out damned spot
its a conspiracy...set hundreds and millions of yrs ago by shakespeare.

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Shakespeare: The Pencil Theory / Conspiracy
I bagsy the book rights. You can make the Channel 5 historo-docu-drama
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Oh, oh my
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)