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# BEARDS PLEASE
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# That's not a beard.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# She's got designer stubble.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Whose side are you fucking on?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A BEARD!
Let's try to stick to the rules for once.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I think. That you will find. That,
She has a soul patch biatch. Now that IS a beard.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Soul Patch, Biatch is going to be the name of my debut single.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# A soul patch is a soul patch.
A beard is a beard. I'm reporting you to the head office of b3ta.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# The soul patch (also known as a mouche[1]) is a small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.
^ "mouche, n." OED Online. June 2003. Oxford University Press. accessed 11 Oct 2010 - "a small patch of beard shaped and allowed to grow under the lower lip"

I GOT CITATION MUTHAFUDDA
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# That's like calling a landing strip a muff.
Pfft...your soul patch is a lie.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Hey, don't take it out on me. Argue with the Oxford English Dictionary.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# does a goatee count?
or are they numeraliterate
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Ask Mu...he's an expert on the subject.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# mmm
arousing and disturbing
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# He voted for clowns...let's not forget that.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# THIS is a beard!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
#

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# prince?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Of all my bearded ladies, this is my favourite. It's been my facebook profile picture for ages.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# mad fuck
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# still would
in fact that's deserving of one of these


(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# You dirty, naughty boy.
Yeah me too.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Like a European Moggy
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# pffft I'd forgotten about her
 
and in five minutes, I will have, again
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# not really feeling these to be honest, butt i do like monkeys and robots
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# butt-monkeys and butt-robots
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# what an age we live in
*wipes tear from japeseye*
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# if i could grow a beard
and not a few short, light coloured hairs about 2mm long after 2 weeks of not shaving, I would grow a beard like that.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Oh, yes.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# So that's beards done... and we have a winner!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Populist pandering!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# o/ ha ha
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# it's not a panda its a polar bear
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Here
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
First post on here since forever. My account is over 6 years old
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# POST MORE
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Slytherin!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)