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[challenge entry] Good goal

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(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha....topshot
have a *click* :D
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# He deserves it.
Filthy, nasty hedgehogses eating the pooses.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# At 2.5's worth of floppy disks I can't see it winning.
But kudos where kudos is due.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:38, archived)
# It'll be fped in a minute so toasty can have another nice strop.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Who is even on capped broadband these days?
Peasants. That's who.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
# copper wire mother fucker
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Nick it. You'll be able to sell it, and the phone company will replace it with fibre optics.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhahhah no.
 
No, they won't.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# So nick it again, and sell it again.
Profit.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Hey guys, sorry to barge into your subthread with unrelated stuff
but where is Prodigy69 when you need him?

photo-upload.at.ua/i600/2012/m14/e23568734345.jpg
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Ha ha, Christ...you owe me a new heart.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# He's not that pretty.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Where's that guy's nose?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Dunno but I'd definitely gaz him it.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# shit, now i have to remote in to work, because I block UA, CN and RU top level domains at home
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhhahhhahhhahh
 
kind of glad I didn't have my headphones on for that
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# yeah, I think I'll leave that up on the screen for the boss to see in the morning
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Do your work computers have sound?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# no :( speakers were unplugged to listen to music on my phone
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Holy..
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# I love horses too
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# 's obvious
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Haha
face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:31, archived)
# ...a bit like Cher gone through a blender
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Ahhhh
I knew she was a bit familiar. She's in Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown, which is a fucking great movie.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:44, archived)
# never saw it. i should add it to my list
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:45, archived)
# It's manic, like most of his stuff
but I like his style.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:04, archived)
# now that is a nose my friends
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Angelica Houston?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:10, archived)
# leave her alone
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:49, archived)
# She is tuff
enuff.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:32, archived)
# I think I just had a minor epi
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# pfft.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# PEASANTS.
You're right, though. It's not gonna take that much to get it down.

Get Roberto Carlos himself round to do it. That's what footballers do after they've retired, right?

Handyman, alcoholic or death by your own hand are usually the options.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# I will be when I visit the UK.
Perhaps I am a peasant, not sure really, but that's all that's going to be available to me.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:30, archived)
# yeah but 3.6MB is just pissing all over everything man
 
some parts of the world still have data caps
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:43, archived)
# 3.6MB is nothing here dude. I've probably got a couple of terabytes of downloaded internet porn.
I download loads of crap JUST BECAUSE I CAN. I'm never gonna watch half the films I've got. The other day I downloaded Bridget Jones for fuck's sake.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# be nice for mcmike if it is
FIRST POST!!!!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
shit hot `shop :D
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:41, archived)
# one can always do as maiden did earlier
and put the high resolution one on youtube, linked from an optimised GIF
www.b3ta.com/board/10716838

CAN ONE NOT
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I didn`t realise how big it was, although without witchcraft, it had to be
I always keep mine in line with the faq, without exception
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:03, archived)
# I find over-optimising hides a multitude of sins
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I like this
But it is a bit big. I only say that because i always go to the trouble of optimizing stuff until it looks really shit just to meet the FAQ, but in reality I'm as smug with my connection and computer as that girl in the BT adverts.
Who I intend to kill for being so smug.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Are you talking about the new breed of BT Infinity adverts that feature the cuntish face of the 18 year old fresher Ian Beale?
I do hope you are because I love those adverts they're my favourite thing.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:50, archived)
# I don't know about Ian Beale
Wasn't he in a soap? I'm talking about a smug girl with pandering boys. All of whom irritate me.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# I envy your lack of Ian Beale knowledge.
He's not real. But I still hate him.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I have a cellar.
Let's talk.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# A kinky cellar or a Fritzl cellar?
Or a kinky Fritzl cellar?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I'm not sure.
At the moment it is the 'slightly damp' cellar. This must change to something evil soon.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# The Humid Subterranean Terror Chamber.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Last time I was down there...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQE_loRK2Jw

OK shit plug for a video. But hey, it is late here.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# That's just default cellar settings.
Get some corpses in there. Jazz it up a little.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# JJ is taken.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# The moist throbbing cellar?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# down with smugness!!
eat the smug!!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Robert Snug where is your pope clock
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# What's that a quote from?
It's really familiar

Ok I'm starting to suspect it's something of mine? When I google it I get

Robert snug where is your pope clock
Robert snug your pockets are chips

But in terms of additional information that's not really all that helpful.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell
Clearly made during a period of herbal plenitude.

How did you find it? Not exactly the most helpful file name... I searched my servers for "snug".
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:01, archived)
# with the search function still up the wazoo I looked in google for "Robert Snug" + b3ta
what I hadn't appreciated is plentyofants and gronkpan are also to blame, I did not have a home computer at this time

www.b3ta.com/board/6929191
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah that's what I found on google.
I think it post-dates my image, which is why gronkpan responded like that to the stock image.
I'm trying to find the original post, I have a suspicion I made a couple of these.
Problem is, all of the older images in that folder were moved to a new server and all have the same 2009 creation date from when they were moved, so I can't work it out from that.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:18, archived)
# you are correct
www.b3ta.com/board/6822374

also in this thread, an image I don't remember making either, but happened to find in my photobucket yesterday
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Ha!
Well done on finding that, I had no luck at all. I did find some fucking great old threads while I was looking though.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:01, archived)
# sloppy file management
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:50, archived)
# I TRY SO HARD :(((
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:22, archived)
# this should be FP`d
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Size
Sorry guys i'll make my next 1 smaller in size
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Tecnically the limit's 400kb for animations.
Although you can piss on that once people like you. And they'll like you quite quickly if you keep making shit hot gifs like that.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Cheers!
Cheers! What do you think the average gif size is?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
# About four.
Roughly four. Or twelve. Or two or one. Or nine.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Saturday.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Medium
Or medium rare.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
haha. I'll keep that in mind
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# i've caught them 2 or 3 metres long with a trot line set out overnight
of course i had to use stink bait
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:19, archived)
# five kilos
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:21, archived)
# chubby
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Drawbridge.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:16, archived)
# heh
 
as you can see a few threads down, we do like to kick off over the smallest things, especially when we can't fucking hummus
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
#
smallest biggest
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
# I CAN BARELY GET MY LIPS AROUND IT
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:07, archived)
# FUCK THAT WOOKIE MOUTH
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# Some would have you believe something like this.
www.telekin.co.uk/b3ta/120314-testhog-AEIYM.gif featuring with width="400" would be the best approach.

Though to be fair, I can imagine that looking pretty massively shit compared to the original.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:20, archived)
# I would optimize it quite a bit for those connected to the internet through their Amigas
but still a cracking GIF :D *enclickens*
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:40, archived)
# and a clickitywicketydinkypoos to you too
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:17, archived)
# i like this
in spite of it's size.

excellent gif - the hummus is strong with this one.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:54, archived)