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# Ding diddle ling ding ding ding ding, ding diddle ling ding ding ding ding.....
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Timothy Dalton
Best Bond ever, then Moore, Connory, Craig, Brosnan and the other bloke.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:17, archived)
# LIES!!!!
Moore. Best bond. FACT.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# weesht it's Connory
Moore a close second for his one liners
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
# this ^
and aren't you the creator of sock?
I found this..
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# hahah that's awesome :)
No I didn't create sock, I'm just his p.r. agent
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# honestly..my mind is blown :D
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Yes, FACT.
He had the right balance of charm, smugness and smarm.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# "A WOMAN!!??"
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
Must be Dave from Cirencester up to his tricks again.

Edit: That made more sense before you added the link and I didn't know what you were talking about.


Yep, that's classic Moore, absolutely perfect.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# My fave Moore moment
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# hahahah lacist lols!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# ahahahahaha
I've never noticed that. Classy casual racism.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# moore was more like a door-to-door carpet salesman than a secret agent
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# one of his covers was as a carpet salesman
In Octopussy
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Some great shags in that one
*raises eyebrow*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Never a truer word typed on this site
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Chairs.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Connery: First Bond, Best Bond, Only Bond :D
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# ^Thish with bellsh on
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Dalton
had the right amount of wit and brackishness to make him believable.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Brosnan
had the wrong mix of smugness, sleaze and arrogance to make him a believeable upper class twat
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Agreed. Compared to the more hard-boiled, rough-as-a-badger's-arse Bonds, he's a mere yuppie.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I never found him at all believable
Connery had the whole 50s/60s Cold War Charisma
Moore was very camp 70s Carry On style Bond
Lazenby seemed too stiff and lacked charisma
Brosnan was 80s/90s Thatcherite PlayBoy
Dalton was flat and unmemorable.
Craig is sex on legs and putting new life into the Bond Films but he really isn't Bond he's like 008 or something.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# ^this
except Craig - not my cuppa
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Well I'm judging more on age and availability in terms of 007 Bonds are concerned ;)
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha! yeah well since you put it that way..
he's definitely the best Bond in a long time ;)
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# alI agree with all of this.
But I still think Moore is best... but that's because I like camp 70s carry on style bond
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# He was my favorite when I was a kid.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Barry Nelson: First Bond, worst Bond, thank god he wasn't the only Bond
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Barry Scott: Bang! And the Bond is gone
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Great Scott!: and the delorean is gone
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Yesh
mish Moneypenny?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# What about Jenny Bond?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Wasn't she in Octopussy?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# No, that was Kate Adie
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# ewwww
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# weeee
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# i liked the other bloke
i think he is australian
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Pffft!
Clicked.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I don't think Martin Freeman ever played Bond
I may be mistaken though.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# arf :)
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# haha
Without a face, suddenly George Lazenby becomes more recognisable.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# It's amazing what a polo neck sweater can do for a man
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# fake! no bob holness
also who's bottom right? looks like rowan atkinson, he played jonny number 5, not james bond
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:23, archived)
# hahahah I might have to redraw craig.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# hehe nah, it's all of the awesomeness as it is :)
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# *expresses an opinion on the internet*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# *disagrees with opinion and launches personal attack*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# *offers whimsical opinion to break the tension*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# *violates Godwin's law*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
# *chevrons*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# *chevroffs*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# *reinforces opinion, launches exacerbated personal attack on sock, launches withering personal attack on Wildyles for attempting to break the tension*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
# *double-peaked chevrons*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# *double-rainbows*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# *lays down "ur mom" insult gauntlet*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# *calls you Dave*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
# *CUTS FINGERS*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# *gives up attempting to make a chevron*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Changes post to make replies look silly.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# *double confuses*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Don't let her catch you
You'll end up being hated.

4eva.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Reminds me of an AWESOME threat I once heard.
My then-girlfriend's mate said, in response to being called by a nickname: "Don't call me that again or I'm SO deleting you off Facebook!"
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# F
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# L
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# O
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# U
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# N
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# C
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# E
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# S
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# 3 minutes to write eight letters?
Are you Professor Hawking?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Y
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# E
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# S
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Tell us about black holes
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# *clicks "I Like This!"*
*posts unnecessary message stating that I have clicked "I Like This!"*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# *acknowledges click confirmation*
*posts unnecessary message thanking previous user for posting unnecessary message stating that they have clicked "I Like This!"*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# *posts late, summarily ignored*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# *sympathy reply*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:42, archived)
# *unnecessary and gushing response given in gratitude for reply*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# *laughs and empathises with your predicament*
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I think we've all pretty much summed b3ta up in this sub-thread.
We can all switch off our computers and do something else now.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I see no grammar Nazis though.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# or pictures
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# b3ta needs more horserape.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Actually, there are a few glaring omissions:
*exaggerated mateyness*
*threatens offline violence*
*one-man bandwagons*
*thinly-disguised xenophobias*
*Star Wars*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# You missed
the fact Vagabonds not chipped in yet..
(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Sorry - which one is David Niven?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# ^this^
Casino Royale (the proper one) is pretty much my favourite film. Even if it is badly formed.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
# haha love the sig
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Have they not yet been glued together?
Or shared an experience as a team?
Or provided assurance that their word is honest and true?
Or paid their mortgage?
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# No, yes, not sure, probably not
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Well I'm sad that they have not been bonded, but glad they have bonded.
And word may be their bond, but financially they're not as secure.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# is the last one Mr Bean
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Rogermortis has set in
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Good title tag.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Superb!!
Dalton was way under-rated. Top stuff sir!
*Click*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# ^^^This^^^
And his V8 Aston was the best eva. Trufax.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Awesome
As always...

Damn you....
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I love your infographics
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)