I think your reply should be...
I refer you to the reply given in the case Arkell vs Pressdram (1971).
Look it up, it's a beaut! I've used that reference on two occasions and both times the other side hasn't bothered to reply or pursue their case.
YMMV
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One of the few opening responses widely known by heart to most solicitors.
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