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# HI EVERYONE!
Just wanted to give everyone on /board a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug.
*HUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# you call that a hu....WHAT'S THAT POKING ME IN THE BACK!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# It's my giant cushion gloves for giving extra smoochy huggles.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# oh.
that's ok, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Or it could be my concise and to the point genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# does concise mean compact and small?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# KISS ME BIG BOY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# KISS ME, FAT BOY!
now i have to watch IT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# So long as you follow that up with reading It
Still one of my top three books. No idea what the others would be. Perhaps still the Lord of the Rings which is a bit shameful but FUCK EVERYONE and then I dunno the first three-quarters of the Boat of a Million Years by Poul Anderson. (The bits in the future are total arse-dribble. I like to think that's because they're being imagined by Hanno and a Phoenician from 1000BC would be hard-pressed to come up with anything half-decent.)

I always quite liked this one. A mixture of sex appeal and unalloyed demonic terror.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# read it years ago
and still got the book. you can skip about 400 pages without missing aanyrhing important
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# That's true in any book
I can skip whole books of the Lord of the Rings and not miss anything important. Stephen King's always* had the philosophy that it's not the ending that counts but the getting there, which is fortunate because the endings of his books often suck.

* He probably first started saying this after people pointed out that the ending the Dark Tower sucked shit. It did.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Would:D
(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Come and take her
She's ready and waiting

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# FuckFuckFuck
(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)