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# Just sorting out some old books...


Or rather, just sorting out some old 'jokes'...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Ha-ha! Bob Frapples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
There's a frying pan with your name on it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Ahhhhh Batty Books!!
I remember there used to be a page of them every week on Ceefax
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# It's certainly
at around the Ceefax level of humour :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# My favourite of these is "The Effects of Alcohol, by Sir Osis of Liver"
www.fionasplace.net/BattyBooks.html
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Depression by Mona Lott!
Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Gymnastic Injury Handbook by Fanny Hertz.
Foreword by Matthew Kinghead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# A Guide to Wild Beasts by Claude Savagely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Guide to North Africa by Moe Rocko.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# The Grand National
by Jocelyn Forfhurst.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# haha !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I enjoyed this - especially the first book. However, the pan must be dealt.


*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Haha! Now, one big spang, or several small individual ones?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I'd go for
quantity rather than quality. That's what I did with the pic after all...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Oooof!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Haha, that's ace.
Have another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# wahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# On a similar theme, I don't think I got around to posting this last Xmas

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# 'ere, you've got Emma Dreaming and Arthur White on this list twice!
Bet they're lookin to get two party bags each, and all! I'd keep an eye on them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Oh god..
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# There's an image challenge in this!
also;
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha, TIM BURR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Baby's Revenge
by Nora Titov

Hole in the Bed by Mr Completely
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ouch!
Swinging for Beginners by Sharon Cox
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Oh my
nicely done; gave me a good chuckle. Some classic 'spangs.'
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Yay, this would have had me rissing for an age if it weren't for the horse ridding by Jim Karna ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I don't get the horse-riding one.
Must be missing something obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# this might help
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Missed out my favourite
'The Cloakroom Attendant' by Angus McCoatup
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# missing
"Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Bawls
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 4:00, archived)
# And the sequel
"In the Lion's Den" by Norah Bone
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)