Nessie protests against elitism.
From the A New Hoax challenge. See all 139 entries (closed)
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From the A New Hoax challenge. See all 139 entries (closed)
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
well, you've already drawn the tits
this somewhat limits the scope of what people can ask for
unless it's more tits
hmm, I'd have to say, something plumbing related.
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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unless it's more tits
hmm, I'd have to say, something plumbing related.
Behold: a pixilated profile of an anthropomorphised female polar bear with MASSIVE tits....and black nipples.
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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Draw my fox character!
I mean, draw a shape-shifting sexy yoghurt lady emerging from a pot of SKI yoghurt
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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The corpse of a semi-well-known cartoonist
being savagely fucked until it evetually falls apart by a deranged Japanese stalker girl
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:54,
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Sean Connery in orange thigh-boots, otherwise naked apart from his underpants and a bandolier ... oh
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:56,
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There are seven shoes and a pair of knickers deposited haphazardly onto the bar.
Geraint watches Hermes push lemon slices around a silver serving tray with an olive fork. From an anteroom, the whoops and screams of their contemporaries can be heard through the closed doors as they rub citrus fruits into their eyes. A servant tips more sliced fruit over their writhing naked bodies into a paddling pool which has been placed there for the occasion. Geraint sighs, knowing he will not be able to lift Hermes from the black gulf of his depression. Instead he walks to the window to stare across the grounds. A pheasant is thrashing about on the lawn overlooking the sunken garden. Its neck is broken.
Geraint tips back his brandy and leaves Hermes to his dark contemplation, he stalks off to the library to compose several lines of verse.
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58,
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Geraint tips back his brandy and leaves Hermes to his dark contemplation, he stalks off to the library to compose several lines of verse.
The amazing investigator Tits McGee and her trusty sidekick, Dicks McGavin
Invstigating
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58,
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a bearded man standing on a hill
counting rice krispies with a pair of tweezers
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:00,
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Like in that Beautiful Katamari, right, but instead of a ball of objects you roll around a giant breat, which gathers every other breat it touches into itself
until eventually it outgrows Earth and goes in search of extraterrestrial mammaries
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05,
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Thor counting pebbles in Wales
whilst Sif tries to make him lose count by wiggling her tits at him :)
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05,
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Tony Slattery being arrested by traffic police for driving whilst naked
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:06,
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Abu Hamza in a US superprison being used as an impromptu television aerial
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:09,
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can he receive digital?
Maybe, but he cant give it!
HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHAH
/joke about no fingered guy that I wouldn't make in normal circumstances blog
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Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:11,
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HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHAH
/joke about no fingered guy that I wouldn't make in normal circumstances blog