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# Utter bar-stewards

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# If you want a vision of the future
imagine a bottle stamping on a squirrel's back, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# but the squirrel is also the bottle
*HEADFUCKS*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# GIN-CEPTION! BWAAAAAAAAAAARRRHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Thems good bwarrms
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# People are surprised when companies behave like this.
Business is about winning at any cost, to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# T'choh, it's been ages since I had a Sheridan's
I may have to acquire a bottle(s)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I need a de-ris for the de-ris?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ^
makes no fucking sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I was looking at Diageo's brands, and thought the Sheridan's bottle looked a touch like a boot...
Aaand the squirrel is a BrewDog thing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# there's nothing as refreshing as freshly-squeezed rodent juice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:22, archived)