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From the What Does Heaven Look Like? challenge. See all 92 entries (closed)

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# If you did this you need help.
if a man is left alone long enough with a tea cosy he will sex it.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Simply Wrong.
But kinda funny.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Blimey!
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# show us on the furry creature where the bad man touched you
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# did the bad man touch you, too?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I knew her! D:
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# in the biblical sense?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# She used to drink in my local.
Used to let blokes put their fags out in her stomach.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# i used to use my belly button as an ashtray
if i was smoking in the bath
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# you emit smoke on contact with water? O_o
That's awesome!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# SMOOOOOOKE ON THE WAAAATERRR!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# i'm part dry ice
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# o_O ...foxeh laydee
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Shuddering hell
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Phwoar tits!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Don't let Jamnog see this:O
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# when yiffiing goes wrong
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# You mean there are times when yiffing goes well!!??
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# roffle
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# it's erm...erm
it's.... well....ummm
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Bitch tits?
Actually, that'd be vixen tits to be absolutely correct.
I still laughed though
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# FOXY!
She'll do anything for another 10 pack of Marlboro lights
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# What the
clibbering jarp..?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Erm...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Madonna's looking a bit rough these days....
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:58, archived)