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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Pete the meet and greet
love this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Saint Pete to you guv
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Highbrow heaven
Lady's who die on a Tuesday get in free.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Stupid rules
I didn't want to get into heaven anyways :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Nice one !
...sert wellies, watz them then!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 21 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Desert wellies :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Never heard them called that
had to look it up and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 21 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# It's what one eats between the main wellies and the cheese wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Woo, that's great!
I bloody hate dress codes at clubs... I was recently turned away for wearing trainers while a hen-do party of girls all dressed as fairies happily sauntered in :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# there's a lesson there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
# You can go anywhere in a tutu?
(edit: great pic, BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 21 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# meh, I wasn't the biggest fan of the club anyway
what was worse for me was because I was the only member of the group wearing trainers my mere presence meant EVERYBODY had to go somewhere else (in this case an Irish pub next door)
I couldn't quite believe me wearing a simple pair of trainers had completely derailed a planned night out... I felt mortified in the pub and it's easily one of the biggest faux pas I've ever made.
But I'm sure there'll be others soon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Hey, that happened to me on Saturday...
...except it was one of the other guys wearing the trainers, and after being turned away from the mediocre club we ended up at a truly dire one instead.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
# It's a bit archaic
Especially when they can refuse the right to admission anyway.
"why can't I come in" ?

"because"
the end
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 21 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I quite like dress codes
It's an excuse to get the glad-rags on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Somehow I doubt it
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# :)
long time no speaky !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I've been lurking a lot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# "NO SANDALS, YER NOT COMING IN"
"oh.. sorry Jesus"
*punch*
"I SAID NO FUCKING SANDALS"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# he looks like brian moore
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# you tell him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Saint Peter in satin - he's like Buddha with Mace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# no mobile phones
no walkmans,
none of those
or any of the other things

end black books quote
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Everyone will be smartly dressed
but smell of cheap perfumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# happy candle something
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Yay! Candleday!
Cheers. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:52, archived)