HahaI am quite tempted now.
'Hey, baby, you smell just like my mum's bathroom!'
*She groans* 'I thought it would remind you of your teenage years.'
'Yeah, and your pubes are now blonde like hers too!'
('Hey, baby, you smell just like my mum's bathroom!'
*She groans* 'I thought it would remind you of your teenage years.'
'Yeah, and your pubes are now blonde like hers too!'
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:51,
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Ten points if you get in the line "Toilet duck! Oh baby... how did you know?"
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:52,
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THAT's why the nozzle is that shape!Edit: also, getting a brand name like that into a fantasy genre book is going to be challenging. Maybe if there was a lemon-scented pet duck which lived in the bathroom... But the heroine would still have to rub herself on it. Could be considered animal cruelty.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:55,
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It could be a rubber duck.ed: oh right fantasy. Make it the Commode Swan.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01,
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A heroine who is destined to save the world, has an all-powerful king for a husband and an arse as neat as a rounded peachKeeps a swan in a commode with which to freshen her lady parts.
You're right. It could sell.
(You're right. It could sell.
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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