A heroine who is destined to save the world, has an all-powerful king for a husband and an arse as neat as a rounded peachKeeps a swan in a commode with which to freshen her lady parts.
You're right. It could sell.
(You're right. It could sell.
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:08,
archived)
