why's the footie stopped? was someone hit by lightning?
if anyone knows, JJ will know
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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I dunno if anyone was hit...
I think it might be back on now, not sure.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20,
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it's just a precaution, but I doubt it will restart
the pitch is nearly waterlogged already
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20,
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The football stopped because the world realised it was a pointless waste of time.
Everyone's gone home to find cures to diseases/construct perpetual motion machines/solve world hunger/have sex.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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hahahaaha
says the man who spent the last however long drawing an elf on the back of a crocodile with her arse in the air ;)
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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It's my contribution to world peace.
.........and I'll be able to use it to earn a little coin later down the road.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:48,
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unlike the footballs, in which one never earns anything!
oh.. n/m.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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Sorry, FOOTBALLERS??? finding cures? making machines? solving hunger?
Surely the reason they're footballers is because they're incapable of anything other than kicking an inflated leather bag or having (possibly inappropriate) sex?
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:20,
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no, it's because they are lucky enough to get paid megabucks for playing a game
who needs brains when you have balls?
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:25,
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"A bunch of vain, illiterate, millionaire borderline rapists, whose job it is to shepherd a bit of leather into a badly-made outdoor cupboard"
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:35,
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also
that's possibly the most impressive ass you've ever drawn, could only be improved by removing the stupid ears ;)
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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I have hired a crack team of photoshop experts to solve the problem
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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is it still
Michael Ellis
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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CEO Adobe
Overpriced Image Manipulation St
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USA
I can't divulge such colour matching algorithms and learned practices
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:55,
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is it just me, or does she appear to have triple cheek and therefore "dual hole"
or is it just a perspective thing
:)
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:04,
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:)
^
You know there's a way to mangle your ears to permanently look like elf ears?
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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Haha!
Right here, actually.
www.instructables.com/id/Body-Mod-Elf-Ears/
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:38,
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Right here, actually.
www.instructables.com/id/Body-Mod-Elf-Ears/
A friend of mine wanted it done,
but was told it would likely split open again after a few years and she'd either have to have it redone or be left with torn ears.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:50,
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It does look rather cute, but yeah, a whole minefield of problems.
And plus, being a guy, I'd never suit them XD
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:57,
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the whacky chicks, would dig it, man.
and the whacky guys too.
As for the whacky furries.. I ... have no idea, man.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:06,
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As for the whacky furries.. I ... have no idea, man.
Yeah, I can see why someone would have them.
I figure few places would employ someone with elf ears though, which is a bit of a shame.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:18,
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Nah, you just say it's natural. I knew a kid who had one pointy ear.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:51,
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There was something I saw that I'd consider.
You can get high strength - rare earth magnets implanted near your finger tip, which is supposed to vibrate around magnetic/electrical fields basically giving you an extra, rudimentary sense.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:55,
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I wouldn't want skin next to them
they find something particularly attractive it really hurts and then skin splits
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:01,
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an extra rudimentary sense of cancer?
or ripped up skin in the event of an actual magnetic field?
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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They're coated in silicone, and they don't rip your skin.
At least from what I've read in blogs by people who have them.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:41,
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Hahahah
It's more electric fields, than magnetic, so you're probably detecting vibrators.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:52,
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That makes more sense
I just had two magnets, uncoated and had a 42N strength rating. I bled quite a lot.
It sounds sorta nice to have tingling fingers really,
You know, unless it's the onset of a heart attack.
I suppose whiskers are next, Jo' Lumley liked em
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:52,
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It sounds sorta nice to have tingling fingers really,
You know, unless it's the onset of a heart attack.
I suppose whiskers are next, Jo' Lumley liked em
Nice (arse)
And an interesting use for crocodile dorsal ridges.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:25,
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Lovely stuff,
The croc does look like he's just about to roll over and swallow her whole.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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It'd be pretty easy to screw in the post-gobble hook attachment.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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Don't you mean "fuckroll"?
Because death applied to sex would be known as "the little death" that is only applied to midgets. And she looks taller than Tom Cruise.
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Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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