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# dirty old cow..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Pull the udder one!
Arf! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Don't milk it now
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# he wouldn't dairy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# I like her high heeled shoes...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# They're making it into a moovie
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Cameos by Hugh Heffer and Leather Locklea?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Co-starring Sarah Jessica Parker
as the talking horse
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# This could be another good project for her....

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Filth, utter filth...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# i had not heard of that book until the other day
from reading a quick article i gleaned that it is erotic twilight fan fiction for frustrated housewives.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I remember when I first read the "fan fiction" known as "slash"...
...it seems to be in general horrifying, badly written and hilarious in equal measure.

You've not read anything of note until you've read Blakes 7 gay slash fiction written by a menopausal goth divorcee sitting somewhere on the Asperger's spectrum.

And you'll only ever read that sort of thing once, so enjoy it whilst your eyes aren't bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# she's holding that book with her feet
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# My dad used to do that when he started to go long-sighted
and the best distance for seeing things was about four feet away
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)