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# Q: What do you call a dinosaur who plays tennis?

A: Roger FedeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!





(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# clever girl......
in other news, a mixture of tia maria, grenadine and cava is like a riot in your mouth. all the tastebuds are going at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I agree with all of the above...
with the exception of the 'girl' part.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Have your tried cheap perry with vodka....
I thought of it a couple of weeks ago..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# i've had it with special red cider years ago
me and my mates used to call it rocket fuel. you could get utterly twatted for 2.50
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I used to be able to have four and a half pints and chips peas and a battered sausage for £2.50!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# you're old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Circa 1980, a pint was about 38p !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# i wouldn't know, i was 6
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I was all grown up and 15!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# :D
i could get into the over 25's night at my local nightclub when i was 14. being fat makes you look older!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I'v just always looked OLD!....
People used to put 5 to 10 years on my when geussing may age when I was in my 20's, even the bloke on the fair that used to get everyone correct added about 6 years, strangly though, now I'm in my 40's people think I look younger than I am..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# same here!
since i've lost weight, it's taken about 15 years off me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# A year for each stone!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# add 2 and a half years and you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Is it a riot in your mouth?
And they just deployed tear gas and baton rounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# possibly
by now, i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I AM DRUNK. I GO BED NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Light weight!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# yes iam
there's enough left for one drink and i'm not going to bed till i've drunk it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yay!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# it's a good job i'm on a chair
i'd fall over otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I'm just about to start mine in a minute...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# i've got an early start tomorrow
taking the twins out for their birthday treat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Shop lifting at Toys'R'us again! ;-)
you enjoy, nighty night.... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# no, happy meals at mcdongies(as they call it)
then cheap toys and on to grandma's to make a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I like his arms...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I find that
arms are integral to the whole tennis process.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Unlike a racket that he appears to have put his hand through ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Yep
magic dinosaurs tend to that.

Did I mention that he was magic in some unspecified way?
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Yay, Now this makes proper sence now :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# he's put his hand through the strings
stupid Swiss raptor :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# here, have a mop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# That's clearly because
he's some kind of magic, tennis-playing dinosaur!

Not because I'm crap with Photoshop. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# a hawkeyesaurus ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# A hawkeyesaurus
to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# gazuntied
(however the fuck you spell it) :)

edit: it's great - most of us wouldn't have bothered with the arms :)


(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# geshuntheid, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# like I said ................. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Mr Hoppy!!!!
I never done it...
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)