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# I know someone who worked at a theatre where he did a show
He was allegedly an egocentric git.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# If I was Billy Connolly I'd be egocentric.
See - people go on about megastars being arseholes - well of course they are - we all would be.

Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.

It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# dunno Alan Sugar managed to live the dream
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.

If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# He looked at me like I was a piece of dirt....
But there again, I think he thought I was taking the piss and had walked into him on purpose, which I hadn't..
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You totally should have turned to an imaginary friend across the street and shouted "Got it!" and run off.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I was only a wee little slip of a lad at the time and a bit scared of him.... I think it was about 1982
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)