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# If I was Billy Connolly I'd be egocentric.
See - people go on about megastars being arseholes - well of course they are - we all would be.

Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.

It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# dunno Alan Sugar managed to live the dream
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.

If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)