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# Are they cooks and not cheffs?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:38, archived)
# only the ones who cook for you and the rest of your household staff
such as the butler and the scullery maid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Pffft, as if I allow my household staff the luxury of having cooked food, next you'll be saying I have to feed the plebs every day!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# you mustn't feed them every day!
their little tummies can't take it! gruel is surprisingly filling, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I think they're gorged on too many F's...... the chief's been over ffeeding them...
Bugger, now all I want to do is go to the chinese buffet bar!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:54, archived)
# mmmmmm
steamed ribs in black bean sauce....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:57, archived)
# STOP IT!....... ;-)
Tonight is healthy low cal night :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:00, archived)
# i'm having slightly weird comfort food
in the form of mushy peas and onions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:06, archived)
# With bread and butter I hope.....
I bet it's what your mum had waiting for you when you used to come home from school in winter and it made you feel all warm relaxed at home isn't it.
Sorry if it's what jimmy savile gave you when you were in hospital...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# actually, my mum calls me disgusting for eating it
i mix up things i like to see if they go well together. might add some ghost chillies to it, if i feel like something a bit spicy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Well my theory is,
A hot dog goes with onions and a hot dog goes with mushy peas, so mushy peas should go with onions, but I don't think I'd want it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# it's lovely!
i'd never eat the hot dog, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:24, archived)