Well, let's see...
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.( , Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue( , Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
What, the one that you ignorant sods didn't invite me to?
*heads into corner and weeps*( , Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
we just thought you never came because you weren't allowed out of the house after the "incident"( , Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)