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# I love it!
It reminds me of a poorly translated Russian joke collection I saw somewhere a few years ago
*runs off to find*

Lieutenant Rzhevsky at party talked to Natasha Rostova but suddenly asked to excuse him and went out. When he was back he was all wet.
- It is raining outdoors?
- No, it is windy.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:11, archived)

A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"

"Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.

"An anecdote? Tell me!"

"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote."
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
A frightened man came to the KGB "My talking parrot disappeared."

"This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."

"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with that parrot."
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
Now that's satire
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Two of my favourites:
Nixon and Brezhnev (yes, it's that old) had a footrace against each other. Nixon won. Pravda reported, "in a footrace, Brezhnev was within one place of winning, and Nixon placed second-last."
A jew applies for a job as a woodcutter. "Do you have any experience?"
"I worked in the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Yes, now."
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Possibly the oldest of all.
After queuing for four hours a man in a butcher's shop complains about the new regime because there are no sausages left.
The guard comes over and says, "The old regime would have had you shot for complaining."
The man says, "Oh shit, are we out of bullets as well?"
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)