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[challenge entry] The people watching over Trump as he signs stuff reminds me parents watching over a toddler






From the President Trump challenge. See all 527 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:37, archived)
# his hands are too big...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:40, archived)
# HA!
"Broccoli Mr President. Broccoli or you don't get any dessert."
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:41, archived)
# Watch it, that's how you get yourself sacked.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:00, archived)
# No nuclear codes until you learn how to use a fork.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 20:10, archived)
# HAHAHA, dirty little pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 14:53, archived)
# As if the situation wasn't Orwellian enough already
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:22, archived)
# that's a bit unfair
pigs are quite intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 16:04, archived)
# This is true!
Sorry to the pigs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Snout not snuffling round in the trough... this is fake news. You are FAKE NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:01, archived)
# as if seeing kids with food smeared up their faces wasn't bad enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 15:55, archived)
# never enough
smear more
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:26, archived)
# if i just put that on twitter would that make me a cunt?
why yes it would barry... do it wany way
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 17:25, archived)
# You'd have to do better than this legendary tweet from "SacasticRover" the spoof Curiosity Rover account:
twitter.com/SarcasticRover/status/826129512123375616
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:22, archived)
# why would it make you a cunt?
or were you planning to claim it as your own and sell t-shirts of it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 18:42, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:33, archived)
# The broccoli one is just perfect
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 19:50, archived)
# You're a genius.
It's a good hearty laugh from me. Have a click.
(gijoel, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 21:12, archived)
# Excellent!
.
(gusset, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 21:51, archived)
# Top notch!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 Jan 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 31 Jan 2017, 23:48, archived)
# nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 0:10, archived)
# Congrats on another FP
You bastard. *passive-aggressive smiley face emoji
(gijoel, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:29, archived)
# Ace work
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 7:44, archived)
# Fake - no way Mike Pence would be allowed that close to kids if yer know what I mean
Just saying I'd never have trusted him with my kids, he looks like a right paedo kiddiefiddling fucking nonce.
also
very nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:17, archived)
# Naturally
Do you think you would get a place in his government if you weren't a right paedo kiddiefiddling fucking nonce?

Prezactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:50, archived)
# Sound NonceSense
Good point well made
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 12:01, archived)
# Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Feb 2017, 11:39, archived)
# Joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:03, archived)