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# The plot is basically written already:
www.amazon.com/Haunted-Vagina-Carlton-Mellick-III/dp/1621052133
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 10:13, archived)
#
(97800, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 10:27, archived)
# Are you, Stacy, menstruating right now?
(97800, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 10:28, archived)
# Back off man, I'm a gynecologist.
(97800, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 10:29, archived)
# And may I see this storage facility?
(97800, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 10:31, archived)
# I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
(97800, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 10:32, archived)
# You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
(97800, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 10:35, archived)
# "It was like listening to the ocean in a hairy flesh seashell."
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 17:39, archived)
# don't cross the streams
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Sep 2018, 0:35, archived)
# People who bought this item also bought...
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
I knocked up Satan's daughter
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 14:22, archived)
# The most surprising thing about this book wasn’t the skeletons climbing out of a girl’s vagina or her boyfriend spelunking into it.
The real surprise was how deeply this book affected me. I didn’t expect to be heartbroken, but that’s exactly what The Haunted Vagina did.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 15:03, archived)
# A musk read.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Sep 2018, 17:16, archived)