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# I've made a desktop machine that kicks Boris Johnson in the balls 350 million times per week

Looking for investors, any Dragons reading this get it touch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:57, archived)
# I want this
with interchangeable figures - collect the set
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:17, archived)
# The basic collection is johnson, mogg, davis, may, farage and gove
If you pay for the premiere plus investment scheme I'll throw in Morgan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:19, archived)
# don't forget Cameron
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:01, archived)
# instead of interchangeable just have them all strapped to another wheel being kicked in turn
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:24, archived)
# Put them all on separate wheels
Boris kicked so hard he spins round and his feet go into Mogg, etc
Perpetual motion
(97800, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:41, archived)
# And tRump
For us Mericans
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 4:20, archived)
#
Yes, I feel that we should stand with our American cousins and share this cathartic technology.
(I_love_rachelswipe, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 6:55, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:27, archived)
# I'll take a dozen
But they have to be life sized.
(gijoel, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 4:42, archived)
# stimulating
(ozof, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 4:48, archived)
# Typical
He's secretly enjoying the pain and suffering this is causing
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:18, archived)
# Fake News!
By my estimate, that machine is only kicking him in the balls around 4.8 million times per week.
(TheFluffyOne, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:50, archived)
# this is the prototype
the final version will have the full 96.3 revolutions per second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:56, archived)
# So *quick sums* there's 6 boots on the Wheel of Contrapasso
I'll take a 50% share for 1 Euro.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:34, archived)
# *takes a few steps back, for a good run-up*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:51, archived)
# Hope he doesn't flip it over,
He'll leave you in the dust...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:26, archived)
# Lovely..
..Who's actually winding the handle?
(cooters Lurker Extraordinaire, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:48, archived)