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# The terrible truth behind cabbage.
(tomsk, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Boooosh De Boooooosh De Boooo
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:43, archived)
# There's pages of Chef stuff
here, and loads of movie clips. Always cheers me up, watching those.
(tomsk, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I was sent
on a business trip to Sweden a few years ago, and when I was introduced to the CEO he said "Welcome to Sweden, we do all speak like the Swedish Chef. Bork bork bork."

100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:53, archived)
# hehehe
that's a helluva way to put you at your ease I suppose... and diffuses all the jokes!

I had a swedish email-friend... not spoken to her in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I needed it!
They sent me all on my own, I was about 23, staying in a hotel by myself in a strange country, in February - it was -11C!!! And they've never heard of vegetarianism in Stockholm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:58, archived)
# really?
about that time was when I met my swedish friend, and she was amazed our mcdonalds didn't have a veggie burger option like theirs did - and she was in stockholm studying to be a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:02, archived)
# were you given
lots of fish? They're the same in Norway, even McDonalds and Burger King didn't have veggie alternatives..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I don't eat fish
the hotel I was staying in just couldn't get their heads around what I wanted, and took me into the kitchen to point at what I wanted them to cook for me.

At lunchtimes I lived on dry rolls and crisps cos I couldn't get anything else to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Poor you..
I don't eat fish either - they couldn't understand why I didn't find a huge bowl of fresh prawns appetising.. And the only alternative was potato salad!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I love
potato salad : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:09, archived)
# A little is ok..
This was my lunch *and* evening meal though!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:11, archived)
# that's maybe
a bit much ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Marvelous
All our senior management are humourless American tosspots.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I am Bunsen Honeydew.
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Meemeemeemeemeeeeeemeemeeememeee!
Meemememeeeememememeee!
If you watch 'A Muppet Christmas Carol' really closely, Beaker flips Michaels Caine's Scrooge the middle finger. Really.
(tomsk, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Beaker
used to be my nickname...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I'm still laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:43, archived)
# quicky threadjack:
where did that post go? did a mod delete it for being too big? Sorry if it was!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 22:49, archived)
# it was
rather long and texty! And incoherent.

edit - are you interested in this Manc bash on the 30th by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:49, archived)
# rarr
nice weekend? hows the isketching been?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hiya
nice domesticated weekend. Not played a lot of isketch now I think about it. edit - Sure I'll rectify that in a bit though...

How's France then?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:52, archived)
# wow!
France was surprisingly fun. I admit I was apprehensive at first (My friend and I were the only two white people..) but I ended up having a really good time! And I did a little shopping and drinking, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:54, archived)
# cool.
I must get round to visiting France at some point. Would probably need to try to remember some frnch first though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Not sure you'll even read this now..
Yeah, I managed to get by on 'je voudrais encore du pain s'il vous plait' (that's about all I ate)
There were lots of insects too. HUGE spiders (to rival my kitchen encounter) and many daddy long legs.. I wasn't impressed..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:10, archived)
# heh
I understand that much, but I'd probably clam up if I had to try and say it! But then the friend I would be staying with teaches english in france, so I guess I could get away with it!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I think I'm going to the download festival around then.
will have to see. If im around in Manc then, yeah I'll come!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 22:51, archived)
# cool.
I'm hoping the Manc do will turn out well - would be nice to have b3ta bashes regularly happening in places other than Edniburgh and that London!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:53, archived)
# but but but
edinb3tans am de bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I'm sure they are
and I've love to get to some, but you have to admit that Edinburgh isn't the most conveniently placed city!

But then it sounds like the festival is going to turn into a big Edonb3tan, and I'll be there. Oooh, I'm all excited about it already!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:58, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with Edinburgh's location
it's just everywhere else that's too far away... like me - I'm far too far away from Edinburgh now : (
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:00, archived)
# heh
there's probably something in that. But then I reckon even Newcastle is too far north!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Newcastle
is 150 miles south! even though now it's 300 miles north... now I'm confusing myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Woo!
Me too, booked the tickets today- am I the only one suspecting a RATM reunion since Audioslave are headlining now?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:54, archived)
# dunno.
what happened to Maiden?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 22:55, archived)
# First night
Me and my mate would throw ourselves off suitably tall buildings if they cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:57, archived)
# ahhhhh
I say em at the MEN doing the "brave New World" tour. They fucking ruled.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Lucky fucker
I brought Rock In Rio and almost cried... I demand more new stuff at Donnington, like their last show there on August 22nd 1992 headlining Monsters Of Rock for the second time, my favoirte live recording.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I saw the Brave New World tour
at Earl's Court, SECC and NEC... was fantastic! Even though I got a bit damaged at the Earl's Court one...

Saw them at Brixton last year for the Clive Burr charity gig - I was 6 months pregnant : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:10, archived)
# voon! can they do that?
such power.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:51, archived)
# they can
and do
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:52, archived)
# yip.
suppose it was a bit unsuitable for the board. Should have linkied it really, but I didnt think it was gonna be that big....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 22:52, archived)
# DAMNIT
I just replied with a really long rambling reply and NOW IT'S DEAD- YOU'VE KILLED IT...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:51, archived)
# sorry!
wasnt me!

was it about the evils of drink by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Of course it's evil!
It's medicine for me- only thing that stops my hands shaking is alcohol.
Note- no alcohol is evil apart from alcopops: drink for those who can't stand the taste of alcohol a.k.a wimps.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:56, archived)
# yeah, I fucking hate alcopops
although I have been off the beer since that conversation happened. Well, not off, but I've cut down seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Beer's nice
but for me I will only get drunk on whiskey or other various liquors (That can't be good for a 15 year old...)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I'm curious now,
what was your reply?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Just general rambling
I think it was on how good your name was where as mine (infectedwill) is shite but I can't change it because then I'd loose all my email and have to change my information on everything, it's just too much hassle... Rambling again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:04, archived)
# It was supposed to be
"DEATH: Six strings attached" but it wouldnt let me have that....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Probably because
it was too good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:10, archived)
# use the back button on your browser...
to find the number of the post and you'll be able to recover it if you wish... it'll still be there...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Back button
auto refreshes page for me :( I've lost so much that way... So much...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:01, archived)
# you can still find the post though...
i think this is the one you want... nothing is lost on b3ta...
www.b3ta.com/board/1221277
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Ahhh!
Thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:27, archived)
# herbe gerbe sherbe flerbe
"chicky in da basket"

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:43, archived)
# HA HA HA!
soup
herb
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:43, archived)
# He he he
Bork Bork Bork.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:44, archived)
# One dry cleaning bill
for a pair of shit stained boxer shorts
coming your way.

that has to FP
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:44, archived)
# shush
don't say thoes words, it won't happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:48, archived)
# RONK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:50, archived)
# too much information!!
even if you are highly cute
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:56, archived)
# hey!
even the Queen Poohs
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:58, archived)
# yeah
but I don't want to hear about it : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:01, archived)
# that
is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:45, archived)
# You need help, Mr Tomsk
You also need a Woo and a Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:45, archived)
# he's beyond help.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
Jævla Svenska!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That is shibby,
woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:48, archived)
# bork bork bork
kittie in de shooty bork bork

Woo!!! :D

I'm not here, you didn't see me. I've been in bed asleep for hours...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:50, archived)
# weeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:50, archived)
# please, someone,
it's ME!
where's flanflinger?and...strange god,an,evilpixi,an'my mate batsgirl?
(carlossthejackass, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha...
splendid :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:53, archived)
# heehee :)
woo! mmm processed kitten....
(greenzowie, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:54, archived)
# ah ah ah !
That's wondefully laughable !

WOO und YAY !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 18 May 2003, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 18 May 2003, 23:01, archived)