b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 1223107

# Maximus soon realised the Disadvantages,
of having no ears with predators around.



my first front page! woo!! hi mum!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:24, archived)
# he´s not going to eat the kitten right¿?
WOO & YAY
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:25, archived)
# of course not
he's taking it back to his house to play kerplunk and have a nice glass of ribena.

strange girl ;)

[edit] BTW, morning all, hope weekends were good
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Frazn razn mutter mutter good weekend my arse
grumble mumble mutter...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:28, archived)
# yeah, me too, i was just being polite
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Come on then,
I can tell you're both dying to spill your guts.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:33, archived)
# A metaphor a little close to home...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Well that was a good guess then.
Was it due to alcohol or real illness?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Real illness.
I have a phelbolith* in my left distal ureter. And it fucking hurts. I'm going for more xrays today; should have an ultrasound apppointment in the next day or two too. Meanwhile I'm taking antispasmodics which make my eyes go funny, and painkillers which turn the brain to mashed potato.


*a slipped kidney stone, the size of a VW Beetle.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:40, archived)
# youch
been drinking too much port? (or is that gout? i forget)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Things with calcium. Dairy products.
Things I lllllliiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee, the bastards...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Poor you.
A friend of a friend lost loads of weight after her baby because she ate nothing but Muller Lights, and then was surprised becasue she got gall stones. She's had them removed but her fridge still has a shelf full of those yoghurts. She's so clever.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ouch!
Poor Pxyzyzygy :( Hope the scans and that help them realise that they can make it go away quickly...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Ouch
You have my every sympathy.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:43, archived)
# oh, nothing exciting
job, family, women, friends; usual recipe for disaster
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Lordy,
you don't want to combine them all, you're meant to take them one at a time!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:40, archived)
# you can have them all if you want
i'm sick to the back teeth of the fucking let of them
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:46, archived)
# *hugs*
It could be worse, you could have a phelbolith.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:50, archived)
# there is that of course
thankful for small murphies and all that
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:54, archived)
# A small Murphies?
Don't tempt me...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:05, archived)
# oh!
thats nice of him
:)
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:28, archived)
# alligators get such a bad reputation
they're very nice really
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Morning
That looks like a Vimto kitten to me.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:29, archived)
# morning
looking all swanky with your kitten again i see.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I'm so swanky
I need a hanky.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:34, archived)
# here you go, use mine
it's a bit crusty, but there's a couple of clean bots round the edge
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:39, archived)
# I like the idea
of a hanky with little bogey-bots marching round cleaning up the filth of the world/nose.
I must speak to my mad scientists who will be able to invent said machines.
edit: I like it when typos make stuff more interesting...
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:41, archived)
# mad scientists always need something important like that to get their teeth into
otherwise they go back to meddling with forces beyond their comprehension. i'd love to be a mad scientist.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:47, archived)
# You just need to grow your hair long,
back-comb it (or stick wet fingers into socket) and buy yourself a nice big clipboard.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:00, archived)
# bloomin
great!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:27, archived)
# hahaha
good way to start the day
made me laff any who
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Ha! Taking him home to mix with a jar of
Kitten Tonight, right?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:36, archived)
# that
was the original idea, but it seems he's going back to play Kerplunk and drink vimto... go fig.
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:38, archived)
# why, that's pun Croc.
Did you shave his mohican off?
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:38, archived)
# naw...
googled for "crocodile"

(, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:56, archived)
# that's him!
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:17, archived)
# arf!
woo
(, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:25, archived)