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[challenge entry] I dislike this child


so we made a film for her and her type to see

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Yay
for verbally abusing children! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:33, archived)
# *awaits
comment about physically abusing children*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:34, archived)
# It's on the way
hang in there..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# tehe!
I love the little remarks you put on your posts!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I would
(eventually of course - well for heavens sake!)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:35, archived)
# She's only 13 so we have to wait...
*goes to fetch calculator*

3 years!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Pervert
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:40, archived)
# woo!
but on another note, I have too choices

1.leave window open and listen to screming children, car alarms and lawnmowers
2. shut the window and boil to death

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# BOIL!
!
(Pjotr, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Boil
the chidren and listen to them screaming then
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:38, archived)
# open window
put in earphones or earplugs.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i have too choices two
the same choices...
hmmm...
are you me?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I don't know
I could be, I never checked
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# you look
a little like josie lawrence. sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:41, archived)
# ummm...
who's Josie Lawrence?

/edit oh her! ya think?
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# !?
?!
(edit) sorry, she's an actress
(reply to edit) a bit, but i think the photo of you probably isn't a very good likeness (being a bit fuzzy and all)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:45, archived)
# OOH
the brother from Blossom? UH, WHOAH! Oh no, that's Joey Lawrence!
(funkylins, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:44, archived)
# headphones
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I have the windows wide open
as there are no automobiles in Ipswich it is deadly silent. Apart from the soft sound of a 6 fingered banjo player...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# That's so funny
I don't know Harry Potter at all (tho saw JK the other day in Morningside, ohh, get me!) but I love the comments about ponies! Daddy, buy me a pony. Oh go on Daddy...pleeeeeeease?!
(funkylins, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I saw Tim Vincent in Ipswich town centre
and he's way, way more famous.
Has JK Rowling been in Children's Ward? No!
Has JK Rowling presented Blue Peter? No!

There. See!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Does anyone
else think she looks like Nicola Stapleton? Former Grange Hill, Eastenders, Young Persons Guide to Becoming a Rock Star etc???
(funkylins, Fri 30 May 2003, 16:45, archived)