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hmmm

it's crap, I know...

I can't get the fonts/words/letters right in Photoshop, should I switch to Fireworks?

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

close your eyes

give me your hand. Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, or am I only dreaming?

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

is this burning

in di ges ti on

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

hahaha

nice :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

or is this

burning an eternal FLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEE!
*hits realy high note and smashes all the lightbulbs in a mile radius.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

I wondered what had happened then

it must have been transmitted via the interwebbynet.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

Hello? Endsleigh Insurance?

My monitor's just cracked...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

sorry

you are not protected from my poor singing!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I've just checked

the small print and your right. And all gay.

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

I wasn't going to mention

which bangles song I'd move onto, but now you've said that, I may as well admit it! I've run out now though - have only got theee bangles songs!

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

eep!

go get an album silly!!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

I don't actually

know of any other Bangles songs. Which is where the album would help I suppose. I'll have a nose on kazaa if my ISP ever get round to giving my broadband back.

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I only have their greatest hits..

Get hazy shade of winter and if she knew what she wants. I think they're possibly two of my favourites, or most memorable anyway..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

will do.

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Hazy Shade of Winter

Is fantastic!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

I bet Snuff

did it better, and a whole lot quicker.

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Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

...

Nope, I've just gone off you entirely now.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

i will try

to deal with this..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

Or is this burning

An eternal flame?
Say my name sun shines through the rain,
A whole life, so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain.
I don't want to lose this feeling...

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

see

told you it was fun ;)

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

is it kareoke day today

all of a sudden?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

i think it's my fault.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

that'd be a good day on b3ta

"only post song lyrics"

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

it doesn't

have to be this way

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

this is how it's gonna be

from now until forever, so let's have less of getting clever

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

you'd better stop

before, you tear it all apart

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

stop.

HAMMER TIME!

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

per sempre amore

i can't get enough

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

SAUSAGE TIME

/blackadder

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

not too sure

It might be karaoke day
/pedant

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

at this point

I always stick my fingers down my throat....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

At this point...

..I always stick my fingers up my vagina.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

algoyo

you make me laugh so much!!!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

yet you tell me off for being filthy.

FINE.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Martian.

She doesn't fancy you. She's looking at me and my massive vagina.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

so's everyone else

i'm used to that.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

Will you be my agent?

I'll give you say ...5% of the profits.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

Shut up

you fat twat!

/runs for Rio

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

While you're there...

...get your cock turned inside out and come back known as Mirabelle. I can get you a fantastic job as a fluffer on some pretty disgusting scat film shoots.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

But i thought

that was last week?

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

You're fired.

Don't talk to the press if you like having kneecaps.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

I gave them

up for lent.

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

...

...www.wyotackroom.com/images/clothing/kerrits5.jpg

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

well

you also make me laugh.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

YOU ARE INTERRUPTING MY FLOW OF MENSTRUAL POWER!

Can you phone me an ambulance? I'm stuck at the elbow.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Tell me

you remebered to take your watch off!

When will we ever learn!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

I was actually wearing battle armour.

It's twisted up in my cervex.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

Barbed gauntlets

i hope?

Now there's an interesting story to be told at A&E...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

i like fireworks

it rocks

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Except for that Suzanne person...

..the Bangles sure are ugly bitches.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

especially

michael

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Trying to throw us off with a man's name!

Hah! She sho' is ugleeee!

I think the bassist is a real hound.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

i love

susannah hoffs

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

Isn't she married to someone gorgeous?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

sadly it didn't work out

her feet smell

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

is that a

FACT?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

Hasn't she heard of Febreeze?

Or trainer tamers?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

She's actually

married to Jay Roach.

Director of Austin Powers movies and stuff...

PS Bargain Hunt didn't have David Dickenson on it, what's that about?

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

sweet relief

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Arf!

Not a fan of the Duke/hustler of old women/orange-faced loon* then?

*delete as applicable

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

i knew

you'd say that.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

i want to lie next to you

and I want to do everything you want me to. But I'm not sure I know how. Put your arms around me now..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I can't tell

if you're still on song lyrics now

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

;)

download Susannah Hoffs Unconditional Love as well.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

...

and I _so_ want that to be your random quote when the board stats page gets updated!

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

I think

it's gone beyond karaoke...

More like Hari-kari...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

bow down mister

something something hare krishna.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

This is the line your looking for

'please make way for'

/Jedi mind trick

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

get a room!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

you should

try to find "I'd Love to Kiss The Bangles" by the saw doctors. it's great ;)

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rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

nice

and the answer is no, learn how to use photoshop properly, quitter!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

i was referring

to the difference between pixel and vector drawing... so ner!

but I don't know if there really is a difference, and wether it's worth anything

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)