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[challenge entry] ...sorry

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# err
those are young girls are they not? I thought he was a bumgay kiddie fiddler..

/Not proved.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# whatever
its wrong either way
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# it's those
annoying millionairess twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
KILL THE INFIDELS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# oh god
mary-kate(what one name not good enuff for ya??) and Ashley.. you sen the adverts??

"Look they Bend!"

weird..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I'm sure they do...
What, exactly, are these adverts for? SOunds a bit dubious to me... :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# little mary-kate and ashley dolls
you they are secret agents - honest! And their little dog too. Die they must die!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# multi-millionaires by the age of 16
can't wait for the inevitable drugs/booze addictions...
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Are you suggesting
you want to help them get these?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)
#
onion clicky
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# The Onion
rocks!

100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# yes
that's alleged bumgay kiddy fiddler.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# yes
hence not proved - but he DID buy them off..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I seem to recall
though, that the parents took the money very quickly.
If they were my kids he'd been allegedly molesting I'd want to see the transparent dancer brought to justice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# but if he paid you off with lots of dosh
you could pay someone to 'do him in' then still have lots of cash left over. maybe
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I think he's the
most protected man in show business.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# only physically
mentally he's out there on his own, the poor, deluded fool.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)
# you could probably
train a chimp to kill him
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)
# ssshh!
don't blow the gaff!
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# right
*puts chimp back in desk drawer*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I thought he wanked them off?
I am insane and therefore not responsible for what I say or do.

Much like Jacko.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# AND
they're now legal, in this country anyway.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# .
yeah but they're so damn annoying anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# are you saying you wouldnt?
...because eye wood
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# My brother tells me they are 17 in two weeks*
Unbeleivably weathly brat


*I may or maynot have a brother

(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# More like
he wouldn't want to touch them...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# also if you do
you'd break his noce
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)