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[challenge entry] Sorry for the knob!
differing sense of humour I guess

Edit: BEWARE OF PUPPET WITH KNOB

click me!

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(DiZebbio, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# no people are at work and on this board
so a huge cock on screen is nopt exactly the best thing to have.
OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Really?
*gets of desk and does up trousers*

I was just cleaning my monitor, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I love having massive knobs on my screen.
And so does my boss.

How do you think I got the job?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# with you
that doesn't surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Ooooh get you Aamon Andrews!
www.avec-moi.com/images/handbag.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# by being a knob?
/arf.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Want more cake?
users.bigpond.net.au/bluecatbooks/adrian/birthday%20cake.jpeg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I'm full actually
just eaten but thank you kindly for the thought.

edit - just looked at the pic - that cake is tiny. Tut.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I know.
It's poisoned. You wouldn't make it to the second one.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hooraaay!
/Put sleeping pills back in bottle for sake of tidyness after death and new found lack of need.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# It's hard being a loving mother...
...I beat her with the car arial, lock her in the fruit cellar. Nothing changes her.

www.kweerfun.com/femaletrouble/lovingmother.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# which one are
you then?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I'm going to Hollywood...
...www.slab.org/void/void.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# well that's nice
petal.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
I get to stay in an apartment overlooking the Hollywood hills. And a laundromat. Now leave me be, my nerves are cracking.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# more sherry
dear?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Not that cheap cooking sherry again?
God! It's slim pickings over at yours, isn't it?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# it's ok - it;s not the humour
it's the dick - it's Not Safe For Work (nsfw) - tons of the people on here should be working - if their boss walked passed and saw that they'd think it was porn.


Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ...
mmmmm puppet porn...
(DiZebbio, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# You have
disturbed me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# You are ALWAYS getting disturbed nowadays!
www.maximumink.com/covers/disturbed-8-2000-150pixels.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# when i see a big knob on my screen
i just get jealous and resentful
*coat, hat and mittens, gets on Segway*
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# BIG?!??!
What is this? Afternoon of the Piwis?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# It's penis envy.
Hurrah for outsized penises!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Can we have huge cocks being stuffed?
www.couleur-lauragais.fr/pages/journaux/2002/cl46/ginette_gaveuse.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# not our sense of humour at fault
I'm affraid it's our bosses who lurk behind us that lack funny bones
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)