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( , Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
isn't she a self-confessed
virgin or has she slept with that twunt who has the night clubs
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36,
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Peter Stringfellow
is the foulest being ever to crawl upon this earth.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37,
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I think he thinks he's Dorian Gray
but he really is an ugly version of Ken Dodd
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39,
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now steady ....
You don't want to be that nasty ... especially to people with lots of cash ;)
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04,
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i love the
way she made it clear that she's a virgin. really anne? i thought the chaps would be queuing up around the block.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:38,
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she utterly
disproves the 'personality to make up for it' theory.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42,
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Have you seen photos of when she was younger though?
She was a looker for about 5 minutes and then something happened. I (truly) hate to think what.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:44,
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She was climbing the ugly tree ....
when she fell down hitting all the branches on the way
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05,
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absolutely
and she thought the hair-do would imporve her image
need more than that love, need to grow your hair like cousin it!
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45,
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need more than that love, need to grow your hair like cousin it!
Tomorrow, tomorrow, she'll love ya, tomorrow
...it's only a day away...
RUN!!
;-)
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45,
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RUN!!
;-)
bloody helllllll
I'm gonna have nightmares
was she also in 'don't look now'?
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35,
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was she also in 'don't look now'?
Don't look at all
if you don't want nightmares/retinal death/lasting psychological scars
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37,
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Aiiiiieeeee!
Surely that's not suitable for eyes? Retinas are very sensitive & delicate.
It's probbaly well 'shopped, but I can't bear to look at it for an extended period of time.
have a woo
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36,
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It's probbaly well 'shopped, but I can't bear to look at it for an extended period of time.
have a woo
I saw the bloid
name and knew It'd be quality.
Remember, kids - bloid means quality.
( ,
Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:36,
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Remember, kids - bloid means quality.
ooo yeah
and aint it about time that bloid did another totty tour ?
( ,
Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42,
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excellent
can you drop by Rachel Stevens and Jolene Blalock (Spelling ?)
T'Pol from Enterprise.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:45,
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T'Pol from Enterprise.
Ms Blalock will be playing an enraged Amazon women
in the upcoming season of SG-1.
/anorak
( ,
Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:54,
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/anorak
and she's in this months FHM as well
with some camel toe action as well.
so i've been told.
( ,
Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:56,
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so i've been told.
fancy a drink this evening then
this hot weathers doing something to my mind.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:48,
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You have a plan do ya ?
yeah ok matey...........mail me and we'll sort summat.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:51,
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not really
i was gonna buy you two pints and then fuck you in the ass. simple really.
i have to teach this evening, which isn't all bad as i can cause people pain.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:52,
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i have to teach this evening, which isn't all bad as i can cause people pain.
oh I see
subtle jokes now eh ?
Normally it's all blatant with you. Are you teaching pure loving again ?
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:55,
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Normally it's all blatant with you. Are you teaching pure loving again ?
i tried to teach
PURA loving, but got my nob stuck in a bottle of vegetable oil.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59,
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