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[challenge entry] Prepare for the ride of your life

Click the bastard to make it biggerer


Coming soon to a video store near you
GreenSleeves
Row the Boat Ashore
5-6-7-8
Kumbaya
Wheels on the Bus
So Macho

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Ahahaha
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha
supoib
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# ummmm
"listen to the sound of running water as it trickles out of my hole"

I get spam like that...

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# really?
I thought you were the one sending it?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# "Are you tired of spam mail?"
I get spam like that... FACT!
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# my hubby
suggested a compo of mixed-spam

"add 3 inches to your septic tank!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Or,
"hot russian farmgirls have fun with free growth hormone!"
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Bust her wet walls open ...
.. with your improved cell phone reception
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Money troubles
become penis free in five years!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# 18 with a webcam and...
.. looking for a retirement home in Spain
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Hot Wet Septic Tanks, aching for your money worries, 1000's of inches
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)
# ever seen a female ejaculation
buy our new tiny surveliance cameras
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I'll have two
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# 'you are our luck winner of FREE contraceptives'
i get spam like that. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# They
are trying to stop you reproducing.

It's a world wide conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# quick check of hotmail account
HOrse cum S0aked bitches 1OOOs p1cs
Ever Seen Female Ejaculations? Tons of Pics
Impress Your Girl With Your New Massive Package!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# metric tons?
that would be sooo cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I keep getting
some bloke trying to sell me watches.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I
Haven't had any watches yet... mostly hormones for me. And weird ass pr0n.
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# i had one
from the national rifle association selling baseball caps
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# i seem to get a lot
from a russian wives mail order company. much as they seem like lovely ladies, i'm not sure why they're so desperate to meet me...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# They've probably heard all about your penis extensions
and your fabulous septic tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# and my collection of
h0t piss1ng teen chix who luv to do it!!1!!11
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Probably
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I love
getting ones offering to enlarge my penis so I can break down walls with it...

I've never had one offering to give me a penis in the first place to have enlarged though...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you can use mine
for a few nights if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# is it detachable?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# urm...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Take mine.
Take me.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# ok
post it to me in a jiffy bag...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# wait...
What are you going to do with it?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I'm going
to find a way to attach it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# P.S.
I'm wanking while I reply to you.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# now there's
a coincidence...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# What if
...the whole world wanked at once?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# isn't that
what keeps the world turning though? everybody wanking all at once all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Oh Yeah...
I guess I forgot.

*wank*
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# 'course
it could just be me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# You must
wank loads, then.
Well rest assured, across the sea, I'll be wanking with thee.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not sure
how to answer that ; )

shares in Energiser anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Stop everything.
You're turning me on now.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# what a pity
this thread has fallen off the page...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Just about
Now it has.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I meant
off the main page... but now it's off the side of the page too : P

Ahh well... time to stop wanking for lunch I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# =D
Have fun eating. Try to think of my detachable penis if you have a banana.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# superglue
...it was invented for field surgery, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ahh but
I need a way to make sure all the nerves and stuff are attached too, otherwise how will I know what a blow job feels like?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# over-rated
.....mainly loads of teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# mental note
find pensioner...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i have been
offered a husky third leg with which to shatter her meat tunnel.

i feel sorry for the husky's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# maybe
it just needs throat sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaahaha
That's too funny! Please!
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# my missus frequently gets
"enlarge your penis Lisa", which is fucking disturbing. For me more than her.
(marzipanzer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I
can see what you mean...
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# i would.
i'm that desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# hahahah


i used that very same explosion for my action film entry. see here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# heh
someones been playing with wordart
(icedragon, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# yeah
i imagined what an "ARF!" pic would look like, and immediately thought of wordart.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Top stuff Thor
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)