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[challenge entry] first post ever - be gentle on a poor frightened girly


Yes it's been done but i hadnt seen so before I made it.

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# s'good
nice touch, changing it to a Sinatra classic too :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)
# But
its a great song, although I prefer the Bobby Darin version.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# one man's classic
is another man's "turn that fucking racket off"...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# can you believe
that that troll from the last page got me so wound up I have been arguing with him in the spazz. I only swore once though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# who?
what happened? Was it exciting?
(funkylins, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# no
just very, very annoying
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# yeah
but I spazzed back to see what they had to say for themselves, they obviously see b3ta as a funny picture service.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# what?
where?when?how?why?who?which?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# spazz back to Manics last post
about a page back

It was the most infuriating argument ever. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# you even rated a mention, munkt0n
www.b3ta.com/board/1314154
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
"all ears" - what a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# he made my blood boil
and that's really hard to do
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# fnnnarg
that is how i feel towards him.

EXCUSE ME, MR PRINTYSONIC? be nice or go away. thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ahahahaha!
he's just turned around and laid into supermoore for lack of front page action
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Its
unbelievable.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I saw that
he's a real piece of work isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# ok i need to ask now cos this has been annoying me for quite some time
there's a registered user called monkeon and registered user called munk0n
what is the difference? are they different people? am i just getting incredibly confused?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I thought they were completely different
right up until you said that.

Munkt0n, do you have some explaining to do?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# hehehe
oops. cat. pigeons.

my fault for paying the thread very little attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)
# common mistake
dunno why! they've got different letters in and everything
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# they are two different b3tans
munkt0n is Mr Jiva, and monkeon is a gifted loony :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# right i shall try to remember this now
thanks everyone = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Blimey, that went on a bit.
Ooh, whoever that was has raised my hackles.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# he nearly gave me an embolism
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Well done you, though.
How dare they? Horse-whipping, that's what they need!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# "don't feed the troll"
Supermoore is very naive. bless.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)
# "don't be an arse"
printysonic is very irritating. curse.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Cor




I Must stop doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# *knowing wink*
If you're lucky I'll wear my jam trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Wa-Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)
# i don't know why, but that reminded me of the
"how do you hire a horse?" joke
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# thanks for that
I didn't want to ask...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# a. thanks pootle, that's ace
b. come on db! how can you not know!?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Whilst it is true that I know everything
On occasions my file retrieval system runs a little slower than the conversation on the board. Sometimes it's just quicker to ask my minions than to wait for the answer from my incredibly over-sized brain.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# glad to oblige
Mistress
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Thats 'safer'
than I imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Safer?
what where you expecting?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)
# erm.....
.. do I have to answer that?

/incrimination
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)
# An exceptionally well-researched troll it was, too....
But enough about that.

Can I just say that the above image is a load of wank? She clearly has a teeny tiny small amount of talent, but it's going to waste.

;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Perhaps not a troll then,
someone might have registered an account to have a go at you.
(it wasn't me, and I'm only guessing)
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I would describe that
as a pretty good guess

a little TOO good, perhaps... ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# aww
you are only 7 minutes old. how could anyone be nasty to you!
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Nicely
done...
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# tis
a good un , welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome! You'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# you're right
I dont ever leave.
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Don't be frightened
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# *claps*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Yay
for shameless self-promotion.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# s'troo
especially me
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# and me
unless, of course, you piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# all
apart from that scary bloke there.....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# he's not scary
unnerving possibly, but not scary...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Oi,
I'm bloody gorgeous.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Who?

me?
(kryptik, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# the
tub of vaseline is for scientific porpoises.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Apostrophe Police
!
(Orwellian Trash, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Don't be scared
be welcome. And well done for the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Oh
and I've booked us a hotel in Bognor under the name "Smith".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Ooh, I say!
Lucky I'm wearing my special bloomers.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# welcome!
pull up a kitten, etc...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# dont mind...
if I do. I've lurked for years, but today must be extra boring as I decided to try the compy :)
(nutty_nut_nuts, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# slight repost
great minds think almost alike :)
she was down, she was out, but still she managed to shake it all about
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Tom Waits
ROCKS!!!
(funkylins, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)
# woo
welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:42, archived)
# yay!
they're only replying because you're a lady:)

woo & welcome
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:48, archived)