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[challenge entry] Geddit?

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(Barry Bethal, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yum
yum
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)
# A fine tribute to the late John Larkin
sadly missed by lovers of the novelty single everywhere.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)
# so thats just you then.
cos i believe everyone else fucking hates novelty singles....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Not the UK record buying public
Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) reached number 3 in 1995.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# but the record buying public in the uk
has about the same amount of musical taste and knowledge as a clam. And a particularly tasteless and sad clam at that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# by and large
the british public are cretins and should be put down for their own safety.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I liked it cos it went
"Skee bop" in it, lots of times.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# exactly
the record buying public aren't fools. they know a good "Skee bop" when they hear one. His follow up "Scatman's World" was disappointing derivative though.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# No, that was good as well,
but I liked them because they were cheesy and bad.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I like him because he had a funny moustache
and looked like he'd gate crashed the top of the pops party with a bottle of ouzo.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# ROFL
"scatting by scatman john"

Clicky
(Clockwork, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# as was whigfields follow up hit
the venga boys follow up ALBUM, DJ FUCKING Otzis follow up hit, Lou begas follow up hit...


its just shite. its all just utter shite. pure unadulterated, conveyor belt, thrown together in a day, aimed at kids who dont know better WANK!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# You're a musician
Surely you can understand the craft put into a bit of work like "Saturday Night?" Put it on in a nightclub at the end of the night and watch the dance floor explode. This is a hard thing to achieve and deserves respect.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# getting a load of half brained pissheads
to jump around like fools just before they have to go home...

i could do it with two dustbin lids and a length of 2x4
(Clockwork, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# then do it
people earn a fortune from writing successful songs. Join them. Be rich.
(say-no-to-starwars-photoshops, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Don't forget
The Greatest No. 1 in the History of the Hit Parade: Mr Blobby
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# still.
it's better than Eric Clapton though eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
#
*gets pitchfork and flaming brand*

To Fat Boabs lair!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# *dons asbestos suit whilst clinging on to his Wombles collection*
bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# You really are
dull.

I expect you're fantastic at parties tho.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# and musical pub quizzes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# And bumming.
In the bushes.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# and touching up badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# and wearing
starfish as hats.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# *grin*
he said bumming
(Clockwork, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# aha you spandex loon. I hear tell you're a big Zippy Stardust fan
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
#
fucking hate zippy...fucking hate zippy...fucking hate zippy....




I FUCKING HATE ZIPPY!!! HES GOT..HES GOT...HES GOT A FUCKING ZIP!!!! FOR A MOUTH! A ZIP!!! A FUCKING ZIPPPPPP!!!!! ZIP FUCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCKING ARGH!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I've met him
he was alright as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I've shagged him
he was alright as it goes.
(Fellmeister, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# wouldn't fancy a blow job tho
(Clockwork, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# LOL
As soon as I saw the zippy, I knew if PMGTom was around, he'd give it hell.

now I can't stop laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# The sketch they wouldn't air...

George: Zippy! Zippy! Geoffrey's going out, what on earth are we going to do?

Zippy: Put some more petrol on him George!

/bungle suit
(Fellmeister, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I fucking told you!!!
he's a fucking psychopath.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Now why does that remind me
of Rush Limbaugh
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)
# subli*killyourparents*minal messaging.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Who
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
#

Why not ask one of the admins to look at the IP logs.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# haha
you sick puppie
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Wooooo to that
minor threadjack, whatever happened to fnord?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# been wondering that
myself...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)
# he changed his name
but he's still user 498 I think...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# changed his name?
what a weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# IT'S YOU!
And don't say it isn't!
(Fellmeister, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Nope
that's someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# So it's
not you either?

/bafflement and confusion reins supreme
(Fellmeister, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I haven't
even changed my name. I've always been Milkman Dan here. you're confusing yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# trickster
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# He goes by the monicker
Tainting by Plumbers nowadays. He seems to be around at unusual hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# ooooooohhhhhhhhh
ok. I've seen him about then.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Ahhh
seen that name about now you mentioned it.
Thanks for clearing that up.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I've also been wondering what happened to his m3tatweening...
haven't heard anything about it in ages.
(1, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)