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# Congratulations to Boy T!


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Mine should be in next weeks Kent & Sussex Courier as they emailed me (Heather Wright) the other day for a brief biography.
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(ccc, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I'm very impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Long time for this one...
...but deserved!

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# bwhahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
vwhaha
(tefski, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Holy shit!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:31, archived)
# :D
Someone tell me that its not just me that sees the similarity to another famous image...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahahhahahahahahahah
Yes yes yes yes!!!!

Thank you CCC!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Woo to you!
I'm touched man!
(ccc, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:34, archived)
# nope
I believe that's the point :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:33, archived)
# phew
just checkin'
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:33, archived)
# OMG!!!
LOL LOL!!1!!1!! ROLFMAYO. etc

I didn't notice that. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Please enlighten me
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# goatse
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
# ah
ew and arf.
See, I said that I was pure of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Dunno how close it is to where you're going
but have you seen this? www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=0205&links

Tuesday looks a mite warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Blimey
I'd best book a table at the beach bar.
Possibly a bit cooler where I'll be
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=0190&links
bovine and I were having a battle of smugness yesterday, he with his "I've been on holiday" and me with my "Yar, but you'll be back on Monday and I'll be pissed by the beach"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Haha.
When you're saying 38C is a "bit cooler", you know it's weather gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I feel like writing a letter of complaint.
When I lived in Madrid the temperature in July didn't drop below 39C once. Not even at night. i hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha

that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long long time :)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# hehehe
/snarf
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Heather Wright
was the girl who smelled of Spam at my junior school. Did you kiss her?

Woo! Great news.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Oh god yes.
This is the best thing in the world ever. Newsletter time.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Don't newsletter it...
until next week after the Heather Wright picture has gone in, otherwise it'l; tip 'em off and the next one won't happen!
(LaFamilleCatt, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
# bugger :)
(tefski, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Feel free to submit more pics
[email protected]

They will ask you for a contact address and a brief biog so just grab an address from the phone book (preferably in or around T Wells) and send away!
No one from the Courier reads B3ta anyway!
(ccc, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# oh god
i really shouldn't have laughed that much at that. thank you, that's bucked me right up
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:37, archived)
# OMG
That's far far far too funny!
(LaFamilleCatt, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# genius!
and they didn't notice the 'giles is a bender' bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:40, archived)
# I wondered that
it's not quite as subtle as this one is it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Waaaaaaaargh!
Woo for confounding the local press!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:44, archived)
# in
farking credible :)....goes way beyond a mere woo yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# that is so impressive
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 9:59, archived)
# haha - thats just
scary - traumatise half of Tunbridge Wells why don't you...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Bravo to you both!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# That is stunning.
Passed me by this morning for some reason.

Really made me laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# as
a resident of sunny tunny...

HUGS TO YOU ALL.

stupid local rag. will they ever learn?
(nevermind, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Genius
Pure sodding genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Called Dave, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Re
evil genious!
(Calliope, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Do Tubgirl too!
You know it makes sense :-)
(rogerzilla, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Inspired by Goatse
A big Woo Yay Houpla to you!
(SmokeyBehr, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 17:41, archived)
# woo. it's in the newsletter too.
You sure like fucking with newspapers...
(1, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Aye, that we do...
I think next thing is that somebody should write a "disgusted of tunbridge wells" letter into it and complain :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I can't believe it
I've avoided Goatse too, but I think that she must be scarred for life. She's 14, for God's sake.
(Bastard Sloth, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)
# eR... YES.
'she' would be if she wasn't alex...

night all.

/pissed.
x xx x x x
(DuckieMonster, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# damn...
...thats the the greatest piece of con-art i´ve ever seen!
woo & yay to you
(flexomat, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# that is just
BRILLIANT
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Oh my!
in Spanish Cuban Peoples Country& so forth, a person who puts goatse up would, in their own turn, have to suffer rich pain for the mistake. This is why its great to have other countries to make the world laugh for fun.
Thank you from Texino
(texino, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Thank you, CCC
for making the world a brighter place.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# you could make a site out of media manipulation alone at this rate.
I bet your post is secretly full of scathing subliminal imagery on why the tunbridge wells courier is better than B3TA...

woo - irony
/whiny b!tch morrisette
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Oi...
www.generic.org.uk/audio/fsib.mp3
(ed_gnc, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)