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# hahahaha
croon-tastic1
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# oh, hello
my my the board moves quickly
(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:14, archived)
# how the fuck did you do that?
I posted a message and your message appeared as if by magic (and it also appears about 6 hour late)

*prophetic mind piss*

edit: so excited first attempt made no sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# it's not hard to do
it's just a wee bit pointless.
I am not going to bother to explain how, as it's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Ah yes,
but occaisionally, two time-spazzers will post messages that follow on from each other.

Then it is mildly amusing for about thirty seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
#
go on tell me
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# No.
You must learn the secrets for yourself. Only then will you be ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# What
just like I had to learn the secrets of goatse for myself - no-fucking-thank-you!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Well, it's a bit like that
but you don't have to stretch your mangina quite so far.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# How true.
When you are ready we shall see you in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Oooh oooh
Is Arnie President?

Edit: Or is it the adulterators wife?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# If Demolition Man is correct
then yes, yes he was at some point.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Yes
But if demolition man was correct we'd all be living in a post-apocolyptic neo-utopian society where b3ta'n would live under ground and surface only for food and source images!

(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# yes.
yes we are would
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# dont suppose
you fancy sharing this saturdays lottery numbers with us do you?

Edit: I'm promise not to tell anyone thus preventing the wrath of Timecop kicking your ass!
Edit 2: Maybe you ARE Timecop (are you going to arrest me?)
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Personally, I wouldn't bother wasting your money.
There isn't going to be a lottery this Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

running out of messageboard space - titter!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# He's just messing
with the spazz-time continuum.

It's quite simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I just tried it
and got an SQL query error, does that means it's worked?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# The answer lies in the future my son.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Ah.
That was message 1.75 MILLION!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)