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[challenge entry] when men were men...

sorry it's a bit quick'n'nasty

From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 595 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# BUWAHAHAHAHAHARGH
I used to go out with a bird who was a morris dancer and they all used to dress up in green tattered clothing and paint celtic whirls on their faces and perfom crap plays called "Mumming" and even though she said she was a witch I never saw her do any magic apart from sitting around with crystals and not even pulling an egg from my ear and eventually she ran off with an ugly older man who she worked with and moved to Glastonbury and get fat.

Morris dancers are crap. There's an end to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Sounds like you're a man of style and taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I detect
some bitterness
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I too sense issues.
With a hey nonny nonny, diddle I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)