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The modern remake
just ruined this book.
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MissPrism,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:43,
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Ha ha ha,
ha ha ha,
I love you.
Can I touch you?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:44,
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I agree
touching included
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:45,
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When I said it, it was funny,
you just sound like a pervert.
Move away from me, no, further....
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47,
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LOL
Newbies: Please don't ask what that stands for
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49,
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I meant it,
keep away from me.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:51,
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go on get closer
you know you want to.
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53,
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they're nearly
touching, maybe they'll stick together forever.
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53,
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Urgh,
Will I never be clean?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55,
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you've got your own private
barnacle
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55,
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I'll
soon winkle it off.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:57,
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*Sniff*
I'm hurt now.
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53,
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Ooh, is it life threatening?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55,
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You must stop!
I may cry.
No seriously.
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:57,
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Can we lick your tears
off?
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:59,
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Yes
please.
Edit: OH! I thought you said EARS off.
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:03,
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You don't want to be
licked by Dutchbird, she has poisonous barbs on her tongue and mandibles of death extruding from her lower lip.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:05,
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Grrrr
Mandibles.
Nippy.
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:06,
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Reminds me
of Blade II...
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:07,
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yeah,
it's just like that, except she pumps Jam into your system.
She is a Jampire.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:09,
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Oooh
I like that.
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:10,
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So do,
except not really cos you don't suck Jam from people, you pump it in.
I haven't worked out the finer details yet...
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:13,
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I can be warded
off Marmite.
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:16,
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And spoons,
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:20,
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I can't enter your house
unless I'm incited for breakfast. Or afternoon tea, I'm great with scones.
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:24,
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Hehe
Jampire. I like jam. But she probably wouldn't pump it in my mouth.
So to speak.
*Waggles eyebrows* (Apparantly(can't see the diff myself))
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:11,
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It's not
"wiggles" it's "waggles", and once more you sound like a pervert.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14,
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I could do with some jam...
will she bite my toast?
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:12,
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It's getting quite "Izzardy" here.
Jam. Jam. Jam.
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14,
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And there we were
being attacked by this giant 8ft Jampire, when suddenly a battalion of mice armed with cheesestrings began defending us.. yes...
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:21,
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What does LOL mean?
Fucking newbie?
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:56,
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bovine
I think we know who the pervert is around here.
*waggles eyebrows*
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:50,
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Speak for
yourself.
You funny...
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:51,
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Nicely done.
Woo!
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supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:45,
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fantastic!
I've got the 1857 imprint of it at home. First editions are going for a mint.
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mozza,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46,
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oh yesh
me liking that
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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46,
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I was gutted...
when I found out that Amy Studt wears a fake ass in the "pink pants" part of her "misfit" video.
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Spencer Elden,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46,
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Who?
What?
Where?
Why?
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supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47,
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I just fell over
I'm so confused. I even dropped my Werthers Originals.
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49,
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Oh dear,
I shall get my puppies to sniff them out.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:52,
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I'll tread on their
heads.
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53,
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If you do that,
I shall eat your Werthers.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:54,
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i'll eat your puppies
mmm... squashed puppy brain....
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55,
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Wow,
amazing.
Is that the school bell I can hear?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48,
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Ask not for whom the school bell tolls.....
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supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48,
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no!
it's a goat stampede!
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rogan,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49,
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Yikes!
*runs for a haystack*
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:50,
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my ex
looked like her
well, the fake ass bit and the hair at least
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48,
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She does?
False smiles her ass. PHONEY
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~Sunny~,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49,
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Arf!
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charliedontsurf,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47,
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