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# did antone spot this a while ago? or was it just my eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# hehe
WOOO
now i WANT to get drunk... only 3 more years!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# It only takes me
half an hour and a bottle of vodka. How long have you been drinking for?!
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# -3 years
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Did you know that
Americans find the word CUNT really offensive?

In fact they think the word CUNT should be banned!

I find this a shame for the poor CUNTS.


Never mind, call me a CUNT if you think I'm out of order...
(Plum Pidgeon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I'd call you a cunt
even if you were in order

but i'm like that
(vork and burlap, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Blimey three years?
Now that's alcohol tolerance!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# poor you
just fell out of my local pub to open another Carling. sh*t that means I'm old
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# born 1988!
hats off that you are on b3ta. and I could be your dad! oh, this makes me even older. another drink then
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# you can be my dad if you wish
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I could be all of yer
dads*, you young whippersnappers!

perhaps not thebear, fat boab, cassidy, flanflinger (where hell he?) and other b3tans over the age of <thinks> 20 or so.

shite, I'm old!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# *I've* got
lots of grey hair and a proper job, if it makes you feel any better. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# have you grown the
grey hair since the embra bash last munf?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Nope
it was there. Just hidden under red hair dye! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# heh, perhaps I should
let the purpleness of me hair grow out to see if there's any grey there!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Nah!
Mad coloured dye is the way forward!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Phew
I get worried that there aren't any other young 'uns on the board at times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!


that is all
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Arrrgh
that hurts the eyes.

Time to sleep, perchance to wet dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Aye there's the rub
Hamlet! Yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Rub it
Rub it Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# How did he type it????
.
(T1, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
#
it could possibly be a lady
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i don't know.
but he's rumoured to be wanking as he did.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# you rather full of the old puns tonight sir
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# ngggggg
nngggggduuuuuurh

*thud*
(vork and burlap, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# bastard
I haven't even been drinking. stop pissing on my mind
edit: that should be a comp entry because WRITING SHOULDN'T DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
#

;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# very nice
makes a change from the usual basic insults...
(icedragon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# booo,
it's an image! and I thought you'd taken time over it and everything
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# That sorta thing doesn't
TTTTT  AAA  K  K EEEEE  L      OOO  N   N  GGG
  T   A   A K K  E      L     O   O NN  N G
  T   AAAAA KK   EEE    L     O   O N N N G GGG
  T   A   A K K  E      L     O   O N  NN G   G
  T   A   A K  K EEEEE  LLLLL  OOO  N   N  GGG
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Ah
that was made in the days when pre tags were fairy tales and moon dust...or sommat.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
#
yarryup, they're

 fff     b
f        b
ff  aaa  bbb
f  a  a  b  b
f   aaaa bbb
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Rahness!
It's cool you guys react with such polish.

I'm done with being the devil's-cunt, off off I go, you won't hear from me again.

Keep up your cool stuff.

Lots of silent shits look on in wonder.



(Daisy Cutter, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Nah, stick with it,
you'll soon be absorbed into the wonderful fluffy (alcohol driven) world of b3ta.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# NO!
stick around, paintmash a kitten.
To the casual observer, it may seem that we hate each other, and that's true inasmuch as we're all cunts...erm, I've lost my train of thought...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# ...
oh yeah, it looks like we hate each other, but we don't really. A lot of us know each other personally, and have superhappygaybumsex...er...it's happened again...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# ...
...kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Booooo! Shame,
I was beginning to admire your verbosity... ;-)

Get your potatoshop out and start making fluffy pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# haha
it makes more sense that way
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)