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# Left a post it note for my manager
asking her to phone 'Ann' and put the phone number for the local Ann Summers shop.

Very childish
(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:56, archived)
# not the same ...
but a young and naive Rob walked into a Sue Ryder charity shop. "Mrs Ryder I presume..." Within a few seconds I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:59, archived)
# hehehe
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Not the same either
But I once went up to one of those animal cruelty stalls in Camden and asked the bloke how much his posters were.
(mister nice guy, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:38, archived)
# And Another Thing !
Those
Cancer Research Shops.
There's never any cancer research going on in them.
Just old ladies trying to flog second-hand tat.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
Not necessarily.
I saw a 118 shirt in one. (as in 118 118)
(HanaBizzle, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# me too
I walked into local sandwich shop 'Al Fresco' and asked to speak to Al...
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:10, archived)
# along the same lines
during a GCSE town survey, I went into an easy listening shop called Pomp & Circumstance, and asked if it was a sole trader, run by partners Mr Pomp and Mr. Circumstance.
(Jambo81, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 4:27, archived)
# Along the same lines...
My mate sent me a text saying:

"I'm in london at the mo (don't ask). I need to talk to you urgently... VERY IMPORTANT YOU GET IN TOUCH. Call 02079304832 ask for Liz she'll get me for you thanks."

The phone number, I discovered, is for Liz's house - Queen Liz II, to be exact.

Bastard.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Yeah I got
one from my sister asking me to call 020-xxxxxxx (can't remember). She said ask for "Tony, he runs the place". I rang and got through to Downing Street. It was a recorded message saying "if you have recived this number in a text message then hang up, it is the number of the Prime Minister." Bitch.
(Jibbed, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)
# but...
couldn't you have just called him back on his mobile?
(Crazyshark, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)
# ?
whats an ann summers shop
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)