butlast week i chucked *most* of my mates soft stuff outta his fourth floor window...his cushions, duvet, pillows, clothes, shoes and best of all his mattress. and i decided the other night it'd be a really good idea to stick 30 slices of cheap sainsburys ham to the windows and carve out the words 'ace ham' in ham.
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:14,
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I supposethats redeems it some ... did you go a university specifically for cunts or something?
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:17,
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Suprised you.....haven't put fairy liquid in Neptunes Fountain yet, its about this time of year it happens....
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:38,
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...So it was you, about 2/3 weeks ago??
haha. tesco value, nice choice!
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Thu 23 Oct 2003, 15:15,
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haha. tesco value, nice choice!
...So it was you, armed with 2 bottles of tesco value, about two or 3 weeks ago then?
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Thu 23 Oct 2003, 15:34,
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Bloody Hell Cheltenham sucked!!I went to Cheltenham Uni. Crap it was. Used to get kicked out of 'Time' and 'Sub Zero' for getting really drunk and then telling the owner when they said I'd enough "Do you know who I am" to which they would always tell a large black man to throw me out!
I have quite an elaborate Prank that I played on a mate in halls. I changed my name in his mobile phone so that when I texted him it brought up hi ex girlfriends name. I then (when he walked into the kitchen after a night with his new girlfriend) texted him telling him that I had (ex girlfriend had) a STD check and it had thrown up some serious complications, and that he should call me imediately. My mate went very white, and his new girlfriend asked him what was wrong, to which he just said that one of his mates at home had texted him with some bad news and he had to make a call. I could/hould have stopped it there, but I (and three other uni boys) heard him call up his ex and ask her about an STD test.. Which she had never really had... Bloody brilliant!!
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Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:47,
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I have quite an elaborate Prank that I played on a mate in halls. I changed my name in his mobile phone so that when I texted him it brought up hi ex girlfriends name. I then (when he walked into the kitchen after a night with his new girlfriend) texted him telling him that I had (ex girlfriend had) a STD check and it had thrown up some serious complications, and that he should call me imediately. My mate went very white, and his new girlfriend asked him what was wrong, to which he just said that one of his mates at home had texted him with some bad news and he had to make a call. I could/hould have stopped it there, but I (and three other uni boys) heard him call up his ex and ask her about an STD test.. Which she had never really had... Bloody brilliant!!
That reminds me...I woke up one morning to find one wall of my room covered in thousands of little black flies.
It seems that one of my flat mates thought it would be funny to put a couple of lamb chops in one of my pot plants, weeks before.
This was replied to by hiding a few chops under his bed - with similar results.
(It seems that one of my flat mates thought it would be funny to put a couple of lamb chops in one of my pot plants, weeks before.
This was replied to by hiding a few chops under his bed - with similar results.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:27,
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