Well, I didn't actually do this....Rather, it was done to me. When I was little (maybe 5 or 6 years old) my brother and a friend of his both started acting like they had just had something especially good to eat. naturally I enquired, and they said that they had had malted milkballs, and offered to give me one. What they gave me looked quite suspicious, but with great effort they convinced me to taste it. Dubiously, I licked the 'milkball', and...
It was a ball of mud with a snail in it.
Naturally I can use this as emotional blackmail for the rest of my life--he's very sorry about it now--but it was an unusually bad prank. Especialy since he and his friend had to try so hard to make me do it.
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:17,
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It was a ball of mud with a snail in it.
Naturally I can use this as emotional blackmail for the rest of my life--he's very sorry about it now--but it was an unusually bad prank. Especialy since he and his friend had to try so hard to make me do it.
ah, big brotherswhen we were kids, my brother had a Britains truck, that I wanted more than anything in the world. I saved up my pocket money for ages and eventually bought a Britains tractor and trailer, which I swapped with him for it.
I was so happy...until one day i came back from school to find him with half of my truck in one hand. It seemed that he'd decided to make it into an authentic truckbed trailer - so he'd cut it in half with a hacksaw and glued a trailer hitch onto it.
I use it as emotional blackmail to this day.
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:35,
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I was so happy...until one day i came back from school to find him with half of my truck in one hand. It seemed that he'd decided to make it into an authentic truckbed trailer - so he'd cut it in half with a hacksaw and glued a trailer hitch onto it.
I use it as emotional blackmail to this day.
abatoir japesmy sister is 7rs older than me and when I was really young she used to go down the road to the local abatoir and get a pigs head
bring it back and put me in a wheelbarrow and whizz me round the garden, lots of fun until she started rolling over the pig's head with it...scarred for life i am....being 27 now she is considerably smaller than me and i can exact my revenge regularly :-)
(bring it back and put me in a wheelbarrow and whizz me round the garden, lots of fun until she started rolling over the pig's head with it...scarred for life i am....being 27 now she is considerably smaller than me and i can exact my revenge regularly :-)
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Fri 24 Oct 2003, 12:31,
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A long time agoI pulled a similar prank on my lil sis. She was maybe 5 or 6 at the time. I put some cinnamon on my finger, and told her it was cayenne powder. I licked it off my finger and made a happy face, then held out the jar of cayenne powder for her to try some. She did, and immediately ran to the faucet for some water. She is still mad at me about that, some 10+ years later.
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Bruvvers are bastardsMine and his mate were about 8 years old and had had his mate's 4 year old cousin tagging along with them for most of the day so they stopped at the bottom of our steps and both Bruvver and mate pretended to eat a birdseye chilli from the plant there, telling cuz that it was delicious. Poor little sod - fell for it and they cacked themselves laughing. (I did later when they both got a whalloping!)
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