Deafness!A mate of mine (who we'll call 'E') had a free house when his parents went away, back in our school days. Him, me and another mate ('M') crowded round and began drinking crap 80p-a-bottle dutch lager (as you do when you're underage) M got drunk way faster than me or E, and E had this really nice stereo, which happenned to have a wake-up timer on it. We took his inner-ear headphones and sat them next to M's ears as he was sleeping, about an inch from his ears, and then turned the volume on the stereo up to maximum, inserted a Rage Against the Machine CD and set the timer for two minutes. We then ran upstairs giggling like the drunken idiots we were. Two minutes later, we could actually hear the noise from upstairs. M woke up with a splitting headache, rather stroppy, and it didn't really help that E had written 'GAY' on his forhead in permanent marker either. He couldn't hear properly for a few days.
He got us back though, I had a penis drawn on my forhead the following night (which took an hour of continual scrubbing with soap and a nailbrush to remove) and E woke up looking like The Crow.
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He got us back though, I had a penis drawn on my forhead the following night (which took an hour of continual scrubbing with soap and a nailbrush to remove) and E woke up looking like The Crow.
this guy i lived with last year calledme a cunt one too many times. so, i used his scanner to scan my face and set it as his computers wallpaper, set his computer to make loud noises in the middle of the night, stole his keyboard and sellotaped it to the underside of the kithchen table, removed his matress and put it on the roof of the bike shed outside our hall of residence and replaced it with an ironing board, took all of the labels off his tins in his cupboard (he had about fifty), drew faces on all his potatoes and used post it notes to cover his room with bible quotes. i also shredded his cheese and sugar puffs through a mister frosty.
he was less than thrilled.
a few days later we decided to pick a different guys car up and move it round the corner.
that was funny.
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he was less than thrilled.
a few days later we decided to pick a different guys car up and move it round the corner.
that was funny.
Actually now you mention fiddling with computersmy old Business Studies teacher was the stupidest person you could ever imagine, and she was trying to teach us Business Studies and IT, when it was clear (to us anyway) that 90% of the class knew a lot more about computers than her. This was around the time that X-files episode came on where all the screen devices flash the word 'Kill' at random intervals. I programmed her computer to do this. As if this was not enough, me and a few mates managed to synchronise all the computers (Acorns) in the room to all scream obscenities at the same time after a 20-minute time delay. We snuck into the classroom 10 minutes before the lesson started in order to set them up. In addition, I have one of those watches that has a built-in remote control (which had only just come out at the time) and every time she tried to show us a video I began messing around with it. She actually sent the video back to the manufacturer claiming it was broken. Pranks like this happenned every lesson for two years. It took her a year and a half to work out that it was someone in the class doing it. She was fired the year I finished school. I miss her. I really do.
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gamesI used to throw screwdrivers into the classroom ceiling before lessons so during lessons we would get raining screwdrivers...
I once had a 20 people soggy bog roll fight in a chapel that we had hired then the viccer walked in.... whopse
we used to put evil shit on coins then laugh at all the grannies pickign them up.
a friend of a friend got a new mobile so my mate kept sending txts saying "battery low" so he kept in on charge for 2 weeks before he realised...
used to hack into my colleges computers and display rude messages on login.
oh the fun
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I once had a 20 people soggy bog roll fight in a chapel that we had hired then the viccer walked in.... whopse
we used to put evil shit on coins then laugh at all the grannies pickign them up.
a friend of a friend got a new mobile so my mate kept sending txts saying "battery low" so he kept in on charge for 2 weeks before he realised...
used to hack into my colleges computers and display rude messages on login.
oh the fun
a friend of a friend got a new mobile so my mate kept sending txts saying "battery low" so he kept in on charge for 2 weeks before he realised...
heh thats good - i changed my mates display to read 'no signal' ... confused him for a while that did :)
(heh thats good - i changed my mates display to read 'no signal' ... confused him for a while that did :)
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or..."a friend of a friend got a new mobile so my mate kept sending txts saying "battery low" so he kept in on charge for 2 weeks before he realised...
heh thats good - i changed my mates display to read 'no signal' ... confused him for a while that did :)"
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hehe! or the one that says "opening" with the graphic, so you sit there for ages waiting for nothing to open..hardy har
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heh thats good - i changed my mates display to read 'no signal' ... confused him for a while that did :)"
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hehe! or the one that says "opening" with the graphic, so you sit there for ages waiting for nothing to open..hardy har
I friend of mine changed his colleagues phone so it used an arabic (or similer) character set. Took him ages to get it back as he couldn't read the menus to change it back to english
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mwo ha haone of the girls in my class at high school did that to me [ dutch or sommit] luckily i knew the restore lanuage code for my model.
unfortunately for her she didn't know one for her's and she couldn't speak greek. the menus were text based [few years back now] so she went in the huff wae me for ages. which was a shame because she was(is much more so now) hot
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unfortunately for her she didn't know one for her's and she couldn't speak greek. the menus were text based [few years back now] so she went in the huff wae me for ages. which was a shame because she was(is much more so now) hot
My mateset the welcome message on his gran's new mobile to "This phone will explode in 5 seconds". When she first saw the message, she screamed and dropped it into a sink-full of washing up.
He has to buy her a new phone, but says it was worth it.
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He has to buy her a new phone, but says it was worth it.
I did that......but I changed it to Dutch, then panicked, turned it off, and managed to lock it when I discovered it had a PIN number on the start-up thing.
I hid it for the rest of the week, and then gave it to her when she left.
So it's not actually a practical joke, more like something really stupid that i didn't mean to do.
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I hid it for the rest of the week, and then gave it to her when she left.
So it's not actually a practical joke, more like something really stupid that i didn't mean to do.
Try putting an operator logo saying.......1 message received on someones phone
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You didn't go to Camp Hill did you?Just wondering.. 'cos that teacher of yours sounds EXACTLY like my old boss when I worked there!!
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Moving objects aroundreminds me of when my mate bought a new Triumph motorbike and couldn't have been more proud. He just kept talking about this bloody thing.
One day he came round to our house and got stoned with a load of other people we had round, and while he was almost comatose on some real Morrocan Black, a few of us went outside and pushed his bike, which he had neglected to lock up (we were his friends for christsakes), round the corner.
We went back in and toked some more and after a while, someone wandered up to the window and said "Ere Des, someone's nicked your bike."
Despite being stoned, he shot out of the chair, glared out of the window........and burst into tears like a bitch with a skinned knee.
We really dind't expect that and he really started blubbering, then slide down the wall to the floor and started to really bawl, with tears just streaming down his face and loads of snot and stuff. Then someone went out side, had a look around and announced that it was round the corner and some kids must have moved it, which just made him cry even more - probably from relief. It was very weird to be stoned and watching this.....
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One day he came round to our house and got stoned with a load of other people we had round, and while he was almost comatose on some real Morrocan Black, a few of us went outside and pushed his bike, which he had neglected to lock up (we were his friends for christsakes), round the corner.
We went back in and toked some more and after a while, someone wandered up to the window and said "Ere Des, someone's nicked your bike."
Despite being stoned, he shot out of the chair, glared out of the window........and burst into tears like a bitch with a skinned knee.
We really dind't expect that and he really started blubbering, then slide down the wall to the floor and started to really bawl, with tears just streaming down his face and loads of snot and stuff. Then someone went out side, had a look around and announced that it was round the corner and some kids must have moved it, which just made him cry even more - probably from relief. It was very weird to be stoned and watching this.....