My and my housemates went out on the piss one nightAll except one lad who couldn't be bothered, and ended up staying home and drinking a bottle of whiskey and getting absolutely hammered.
By the time we got home, he was passed out on the common room floor.
So we took it upon ourselves to shave his head.
But not all of his head, only one half.
We then drew swirly patterns in the stubble with highlighters.
And gave him some tattoos on his knuckles with marker pens.
The next morning who knocks on the front door and is first to see him (while he still dosn't know what we did)
His mum.
She wasn't impressed.
Apparently if any of us had been awake then she would have probably killed us.
(By the time we got home, he was passed out on the common room floor.
So we took it upon ourselves to shave his head.
But not all of his head, only one half.
We then drew swirly patterns in the stubble with highlighters.
And gave him some tattoos on his knuckles with marker pens.
The next morning who knocks on the front door and is first to see him (while he still dosn't know what we did)
His mum.
She wasn't impressed.
Apparently if any of us had been awake then she would have probably killed us.
DonnChadh,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 10:52,
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