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# Well, this wasn't really me
but it was my older sister.
A few years ago, one of my younger sister's guniea pigs died, which she was quite upset about.

Anyway, her and my older sister were sitting with the dead guinea pig in a box in the living room. My older sister decided to animate the corpse of the aformentioned rodent by making it 'dance'. However, in seeing this me little sister thought that it had somehow came back to life, only to have her hopes dashed seconds later, causing her to be even more upset.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)
# 6 weeks ago
When I moved into my halls of residence, some girls in our hall stole the microwave from downstairs. About 3 days later I had to cover up for them when the cleaner came finding it in our kitchen cause it was for the disabled lad. I felt guilty even though I had nothing to do with it.

When I used to go out with my friends on the weekend in the years I was at school, if they winged or pissed me off by moaning at me about me talking or something, I used to do a brilliant disserpearing act so when they turned round, I wasnt there so Id watch them foe about 10 minutes getting scared stiff, or if i was in a particular bad mood, id just fcuk off home.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)
# At a party in a mates flat at college
we stole the toilet door and the ironing board. They never noticed that the ironing board had gone.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)