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# Toilet Cam (TM)
No furniture moving here...

Mate of mine used to have an old digital camera he could hook up to the tv via scart to see the pics, since it had a crappy screen. One party in a mates gaff, he went to the jacks and climbed up on the bath to take a photo of the seemingly empty room from the corner.

Once someone went for a dump, he'd hook it up to the tv, then when they came back out everyone would laugh and point at the still image on the screen, claiming there was a live feed from the jacks. surprisingly effective!

It got so much better when later that night a couple who'd arrived late and missed all the fun snuck off to the loo, first one, then the other joining them *ahem*... When they returned to the party, noone even had to say a word, everyone ran with it. They went apeshit, but *I think* someone must have set the record straight since... must have... oops... Worse still, he since got a fake security camera that can be left on a high shelf to convince them...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Worst prank I myself have played...
Only one that springs to mind involves fear rather than faeces thank god, not my style...

When I was in uni in Cork, I used to get web and mail access in a building that, while recently built, had a fairly dodgy lift. Twas new enough, and an Otis or Schindler, but for some reason it tended to make awful screaching noises as if dragging against the shaft, sounded liek it was goign to fall at any moment.

So one day I went into the lift armed with a swiss army knife (don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull!) and a roll of yellow tape stolen from macdonalds whilst drunk (looked like police tape, but had the words DO NOT USE repeated infinitely).

Once the lift doors closed I quickly ran tape across the INSIDE of the doors police style, smoothed it down, then cut the middle before the doors opened, hiding the tape once the doors retracted.

This way victims would enter the lift, hit a floor-button, and the doors would close bearing official looking warning not to use the lift, before (too late!) the lift would begin it's screaming ascent/descent.

Many people had to have a sitdown afterwards. It was great. By the by, some of the shit on the thread is sick and wrong, except for Sunshine Elephants, which had me pissing myself with laughter.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)
# so it was Schindlers lift.
bu-boom tiieesh!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)