Chemistry Teacher Helped Me......make some extremely strong contact explosive on my last day of school, and he planted it under a toilet seat in the staff men's loos, propped up with matches, so that the first unfortunate bastard who sat down for a crap would get a bit of a loud bang.
Unfortunately, the first person in was the acting head. And, also, unfortunately, the explosive was more powerful than it should have been. It ended up shattering the toilet bowl, and the acting head came running out onto the landing, trousers round his ankles, screaming his head off!
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Unfortunately, the first person in was the acting head. And, also, unfortunately, the explosive was more powerful than it should have been. It ended up shattering the toilet bowl, and the acting head came running out onto the landing, trousers round his ankles, screaming his head off!
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NiceWhen I was a stoned student I ended up listening to Cyprus Hill and brandishing a replica handgun in my front room...next to a main road...as I got more caned I began to realise the possibilities...I ended up waiting until people had a swift look in the window as they drove past (or were stopped at the traffic lights 10 yards down the road) before staring back menacingly and pointing the gun at them. Not particularly inspired...but certainly particularly amusing when one driver panicked and (as I later found out) phoned the coppers bleating about a madman with a gun. So it was that I was enjoying another recreational blunt and giggling to myself when the armed response unit cordoned the road off and laid seige to my house. What was even better was that they phoned one of my flatmates at work to ask for the layout of the building due to the real possibility of a need to storm the place and I got treated to the sight of him hauling his lumpy carcass at high speed up the road and openly crying because...hehehe...my other flatmate was his pregnant girlfriend and he feared the worst.
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