A few weeks ago at a partya complete dickhead from my school had parked his car in the club carpark (this was one amazing party btw, at some posh place with ice luges and sculptures). Well, I'd blagged a lift over with him in his car, and felt like repaying him by removing his hubcaps and placing them on his roof, with me being so drunk at the time I also accidently made a huge scratch and dent in his roof in the process.
Well, it's definitely not the worst prank Ive ever played, but I did lead him pressing charges against me, so I guess it wins. :(
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23,
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Well, it's definitely not the worst prank Ive ever played, but I did lead him pressing charges against me, so I guess it wins. :(
a few1. when a friend asked me to get her some hand cream as her hands where dry, i went to my bedroom and mesured my prit stick and cut a peace of paper of the write size and coved the inside of the paper in pritstick, i then placed the paper onto the outside of the pritstick, so as to completly obscure pritstick product markings and then gave the newly rebranded handcream to my friend.
i convinced a friend that, paracetamol was dug out of the ground and then proseeded to feed her chalk when ever she had a headache.
my girlfriend was to supprised that i keep to my promesis. she would not stop doing some activity which was really anoying me, so i told her that if she did it again i would paint her ass blue.
two weeks later my girlfirend was enjoying a wonderfull erotic massage, which moved down to her bottom. with her head looking forward i removed the conceled face paint. once i had finnished, i started laughing, she realied what i had done after a short while. as immediate revenge she put her bum on my wall and left a big peach shaped blue bum mark on my nice white painted wall. I am lazy, it reamined there for some time.
my best friend any stayed at my house, he unrinated in a bottle of cleaning fluid in my bath room. several months later he told me and i placed the bottle out by the door to be thrown away.
a couple of days later , i came home to find my father cleaning the floor, whith my best friend urine. when i told him to stop he asked why, i could not bring myself to tell him so ,i just let him continue.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:46,
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i convinced a friend that, paracetamol was dug out of the ground and then proseeded to feed her chalk when ever she had a headache.
my girlfriend was to supprised that i keep to my promesis. she would not stop doing some activity which was really anoying me, so i told her that if she did it again i would paint her ass blue.
two weeks later my girlfirend was enjoying a wonderfull erotic massage, which moved down to her bottom. with her head looking forward i removed the conceled face paint. once i had finnished, i started laughing, she realied what i had done after a short while. as immediate revenge she put her bum on my wall and left a big peach shaped blue bum mark on my nice white painted wall. I am lazy, it reamined there for some time.
my best friend any stayed at my house, he unrinated in a bottle of cleaning fluid in my bath room. several months later he told me and i placed the bottle out by the door to be thrown away.
a couple of days later , i came home to find my father cleaning the floor, whith my best friend urine. when i told him to stop he asked why, i could not bring myself to tell him so ,i just let him continue.