when i was a kidme and a mate spent ages in our park building a huge pile of grass cuttings over an even huger pile of really minging dog diarrhea. we then told my girlfriends incredibly annoying NOT to kick it. we told whatever he did, do not kick our pile. so of course he took a run up and aimed a mighty free kick right at the centre. it exploded in a huge shower of grass and poo, resulting in runny dog shit all up his entire leg and waist! we told him not to kick it.
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